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Cat fact! My little kitty penis looks like a red Battleship peg! Anyone need their Milton Bradley'd?
Thank you Fleet Foxes for spending 1,469 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4EVp…
Thanks for making 2020 a little easier to swallow. Thanks for letting us go out with you. Love. #MementoMori
My first Unus Annus video! Gonna miss it. Https://youtu.be/gOeZ7uj1R10. #WeWereHere
He did pretty good!
Alright it's been 6 months since I've cut my hair so I just did it myself. How'd I do?
#COVID19 #haircare
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I was a fan of #Aurora before #Frozen2 and I'm a bit miffed that ALL of my #SpotifyPremium stations now include 8 different language versions of Into the Unknown. I can't take another "Ooooo ooo Oooo oo."
How come when I do it they're called "Satan's tricks and illusions," but when Jesus does it they call them "miracles?"
This has been my Friday so far.
Been looking forward to this one! I'm streaming Detroit: Become Human using the new Community Play feature in 30 minutes... and at the end I'm giving away 3 copies of the game to retweeters! Come help steer me towards disaster --> twitch.tv/themrsark #sponsored
DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! nitter.gq/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/…
That's why I don't eat any ruffage, I like to keep my shits as creamy as possible for maximum difficulty.
Hi, @HBO . Could you please not put teasers for the second season of the show we're watching at the beginning of the episode? I'm only on episode 2 of #WestworldSeason1 C'MON!
Nakamura is the most badass thing ever been done! nitter.gq/BossMoz/status/9889672…
