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As you can see, I’ve washed my plate, licked my lips and assumed the position. All that remains is for somebody to provide the leftover roast potatoes, chicken and gravy.

Management have asked me to be more approachable at the ticket office. So I’ve made myself available for customer enquiries. Please keep your questions brief, speak quietly and don’t expect me to open my eyes. For urgent assistance, please insert chicken.

I've been promoted to Chief Mischief Officer. No interview, no references, and absolutely no intention of behaving myself.

🎃🐾 Trick or treating at the station front I've made it perfectly clear I'm accepting chicken and treatos. Someone's just put an APPLE in my pumpkin bucket. 🍎 I've licked it and put some fur sprinkles on & will regift to the FC

I’ve been inspecting the prize for today’s BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME competition. And I’m delighted to announce the winner… THE FC! 🏆 Absolutely terrifying. Frightened the life out of me. She’s just informed me she’s not wearing a costume. Awkward. 😳🐾

Night night sweet dreamies If no one has told you today, you're allowed to stop. You don't have to earn rest or be brave about it. The world will keep turning, and you'll come back feeling like yourself.

I’ve had my chair relocated to the kitchen. Management seem to think this is unusual behaviour. I prefer to call it strategic positioning. Closer to the fridge, first to hear the treato cupboard open, and absolutely no chance of missing lunch. Work smarter, not harder.

When you hear a packet of treatos being opened………