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Speak English. Kiss French. Drive German. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean And Always Think Nigerian- •You'll Never Go Broke!• #TheGoodLife ✌🏽

Black Earth, WI
Joined April 2011
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What Did Bola Ahmed Tinubu Really Tell You Guys That Convinced Y’all Enough To Make Him Nigerian President ?
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I Believe Fofana Is Playing His Last Games For Chelsea
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How Good Was Lavia & Anchipong !!
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🎧 It Shall Be Permanent It Shall Be Permanent What Da Lord Have Have Done For Me It Shall Be Permanent Amen 🎧 •Sing It• 🎤 🎵 🎶
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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 retweeted
I just bought an @flyairpeace return ticket from Lagos to Owerri for £338. The flight time is 45 mins. My flight from London to Albufeira in Portugal was £165 for return ticket and flight time was 3 hours. Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world, UK is the 5th largest economy in the world. Let that sink in, the poor pays more to fly. Chase this evil government away with your PVC
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He Is Safe. The Family Man Is Safe And Still Retains His Job Y’all. Your Prayers Worked.
A Family Man Who Works Somewhere In The Northern Part Of England Will Be Sacked Today Or Before The End Of This New Week. Please Pray For Him.
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A Family Man Who Works Somewhere In The Northern Part Of England Will Be Sacked Today Or Before The End Of This New Week. Please Pray For Him.
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I Know This Story Could Be False.. But Truthfully, This Is How Men Should Move ! Then Again I Know Not Everyone With Facial Hair Is A Man.
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This Isn’t Cooked. This Is Someone’s Reality
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😂😂. Dhem Think Say Azeez Don Loose Guard. Baba Mo Dhey On Guard Die !!! Na Why I Dhey Pity Some Souls For Here
If you guy wan to set me up, you people should do better and send better looking women, not all these village setting hungry looking ones.
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Common Sense Is Like Deodorant… The People Who Need It Most Never Use It .
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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 retweeted
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“Men Are Cheap” 🤣🤣 See Wetin Expensive Woman Dhey Do For 50K
Are men really cheap? Or this lady has a charm on men?
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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 retweeted
Onye aburo onye igbo, ona ebe!! Royalty!! Igbo Amaka. One word, Steeze!!
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Communication
What is the most important factor in a relationship? 1)money 2)sex 3)communication 4)trust
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I almost lost my job because of morning sex! 😭😂 We were newly married, and one morning, I woke up at 5 a.m. to get ready for work. This man held me down, and I made the mistake of grinding against him. 🌚 My sister, this man gave me a dose of my own medicine! Before I knew what was happening, I slept off. 😂 I woke up at 6:20 a.m., rushed to get ready, and arrived at work at 8:30 a.m. instead of 7 a.m.! 😭 The only reason I escaped that morning was that HR came in unusually late. Later, my husband called to ask, “Have they sacked you?” I said no. Do you know what this man said? “Same time tomorrow, right?” 🤣🤣🤣
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When Was The Last Time Someone Held Your Two Hands, Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Told You S/he Loves You And Appreciated The Little World You Both Share ?
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When This Guy Speaks On His Social Spaces, You’ll Get Really Scared That He Could Kill You But Seeing A Video Like This.. Make Dhem No Kill Am O
That guy just Dey fear anyhow 😭😭🤣
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Sir Ichịẹ Strauss 🦜 🦕 retweeted
Stroking my husband's head and watching him fall asleep in my arms is the best feeling ever 🥰💜🌸.
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No Matter How Loud The Toad Is , It Can Never Swallow The Crocodile .
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This Isn’t Just Disrespectful But It Is Also Something That Could Get Your 32s Sent To Your Mum If It Happened In Nigeria.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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