welcome to my twitter page. i hope you enjoy your stay. he/him

At the Disco.Panicking. Dallas
Joined July 2011
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If Bigfoot isn’t real then whose big honkin toes did I suck on in the woods?
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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How it feels to be a fan of Texas A&M football
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
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The best part of being a Texas A&M fan is that someday I’ll die
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The left has no answer for this
What is happening w this one???
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Men will literally do anything not to support women 😭
Replying to @uosipzw
Use the bait that I didn’t give to you to lure the fire ants onto my porch and smoke the cigs with my new fire ants friends
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Trollfoot LA socked in 26
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Kill the group chat with all your closest friends with this one simple trick
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Oh no Paul Walker look out
Fast & Furious Hollywood Drift testing with drifting at Universal Studios Hollywood
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Kirkifying every American troop that gets killed if we go to war with Venezuela
New Truth Social post from Trump on Venezuela
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I love that all my neighbors put out Christmas presents for me wrapped in these lovely Amazon boxes 😊
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Giving all my oomfs forehead kisses for Christmas because I didn’t actually get anything for yall
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In 2–3 years, there will be no way to tell what’s real and what’s not… and I have no idea how humanity will deal with this enormous problem.
In 2–3 years, there will be no way to tell what’s real and what’s not… and I have no idea how humanity will deal with this enormous problem.
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christopher retweeted
Counting or not counting workplace violence
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Trollfoot LA 10:59AM
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You have no power over me Heidi, I’m already stoned as hell
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Twitter Halloween is wild, what do you mean you’re going as your favorite @lindayaX tweet
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Hot dog
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We must continue to grapple with difficult questions.
Replying to @HamLinehan
Is pawgtron just porygon with a fat ass?
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padme amidala, 22 bby:
manmade horrors beyond my comprehension going on over on r/grok
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This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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