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If Bigfoot isn’t real then whose big honkin toes did I suck on in the woods?
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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Men will literally do anything not to support women 😭
Replying to @uosipzw
Use the bait that I didn’t give to you to lure the fire ants onto my porch and smoke the cigs with my new fire ants friends
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Kirkifying every American troop that gets killed if we go to war with Venezuela
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I love that all my neighbors put out Christmas presents for me wrapped in these lovely Amazon boxes 😊
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Giving all my oomfs forehead kisses for Christmas because I didn’t actually get anything for yall
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In 2–3 years, there will be no way to tell what’s real and what’s not… and I have no idea how humanity will deal with this enormous problem.
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Counting or not counting workplace violence
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You have no power over me Heidi, I’m already stoned as hell
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Twitter Halloween is wild, what do you mean you’re going as your favorite @lindayaX tweet



























