If you can’t see, I am Clancy

Joined March 2011
*mouth bleeding from chips* “Excuse me? Yes, can we get more chips?”
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I can’t take anyone seriously that’s talking into those fluffy influencer mics.
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Why do I basically need to use a PTO day to open up a new pair of socks? There’s no need for this much packaging.
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“The chips are hand-tossed!” …did…did you break my chips? It sounds like you broke my chips.
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Twenty One Pilots absolutely crushed their Game Awards performance.
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What an insanely talented performance! 👏 @tylerrjoseph
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if all health insurance CEOs live in fear of being murdered maybe premiums will come down
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~90 days back in the gym
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Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could “serve” “people” “food.” Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of the people!
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VIOLIN. CORE.
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when ppl ask if I have any hobbies
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the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
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If it’s not out of whack, is it in-whack? Just whack is also bad 🧐
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It never ends.
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Enjoy the Phillies game, let’s work in a commercial about a curved erection though. Seems like the right time to bring awareness to that.
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