Maestra D retweeted
i don’t think y’all understand how crazy it is that this is an actual tweet from the white house like please vote y’all
You can be drunk as fuck around me and I’ll take care of you. Anyone who know me irl will say that about me. You could be throwing up mid party, I gotchu.
Idk but I pride myself on being the woman who would secretly grab you and make sure you’re sturdy so you don’t fall lol “you good girl” and go about my business
Obama saying Trump is making the White House look like a Cheesecake Factory
REALLLYY got under Trumps skin, yall I’m dying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can’t convince me God hates gay people because Gay Black men LOVE church. Be active af in the ministry. They just gay lol
People think they are so smart and be literal idiots. Misery came out in the 90’s
Replying to @HappinessHitHim
she was too lazy to check a youtube video of her own speech, so yeah, i deserve a whole master’s degree for dealing with this
Maestra D retweeted
They purposely make the images black and white to make you think it was long ago meanwhile the "six year old girl" who is ruby bridges literally has a tiktok account.
Maestra D retweeted
I read both her and will’s book and a lot that relationship is Jada having to compromise and play the bad guy because will is likable and the bigger star
Jada Pinkett Smith clarifies the Red Table Talk “entanglement, revealing she and Will Smith had been completely separated since 2016 and why she took the blame as an adulteress
“There been several breakups between Will and I… 2016 came and we had the ultimate break. But the world didn’t know. And I think that that’s where some of the misconception about having an open marriage came into play because we were living lives as single people. And the world didn’t know… I played a part in the misconception of that narrative of allowing myself to be portrayed as an adulteress, allowing myself to be portrayed as someone that had betrayed Will, and that wasn’t the case. We broke up in 2016… When we got to the table, Will wasn’t ready. He wasn’t ready for the world to know that. I had to respect that… I was ready to let go of the persona I had created around myself.”
Maestra D retweeted
This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Maestra D retweeted
And I do agree with the girlies I don’t want to see no poor single mom of 5/7 kids content 😭
Maestra D retweeted
He really underestimates how ugly he is 😅
Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age.
He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.
I remember my mom and dad used to go to their friends’ parties and my mom used to just have me lie on people’s coats when I got tired. They were NOT going home because of me and, honestly, I respect that. I think it’s important to still have a life outside of your kids.































