@ClassifiedHag

Yes, I'm really 40 years old. No I will not have sex with you. Minors DNI.

 NYC
Joined August 2026
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Me visiting France
Air Hoodlum 🏴𓅃@PerfectlyWeirdOct 24
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octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman9h
Don’t understand why I haven’t had a match on my dating profile. All of my pictures are me showing off all of my kitchen gadgets. I thought women liked a guy that can cook?
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Let's fucking go 🔥
rodrick@sexyheffley047h
my halloween costume is kinda basic and last minute but this is first time in years i’ve been able to actually celebrate halloween so i can’t complain
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The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪@JEllulz3h
If you need me I'll be on r/UFOs responding to every post with "that's just a drone"
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Truthfully I don't think I actually find Elizabeth Holmes too interesting. I knew of her story before all of this and I was just fascinated by her idea. Okay so her invention did not work. She lied about it. I want to know if it could actually be developed to help ppl tho
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Like when I first heard her story that's why my heart broke. I was thinking all the pressure and insane deadlines and psychopathy that flourishes in silicone valley crushed a potential hope literally for humanity. I don't actually give a fuck about her personally tbh
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Meh. This isn't as fun as it used to be. I'm not surprised at all lmfao
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ALT 99% Submissive 91% Rope bunny 84% Voyeur 74% Experimentalist 74% Vanilla 69% Brat 45% Primal (Prey) 37% Rigger 34% Masochist 23% Switch 21% Master/Mistress 17% Slave 11% Dominant 7% Non-monogamist 4% Pet 3% Ageplayer 2% Daddy/Mommy 0% Brat tamer 0% Degrader 0% Degradee 0% Little 0% Owner 0% Primal (Hunter) 0% Sadist 0% Exhibitionist 0%

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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
Camila Lourdes Galarza@sovietwithsazonOct 26
Dominican Republic immigration officers raided a Haitian neighborhood in the middle of the night. Haitians make up ~90% of the DR’s agricultural workforce and 30% of its construction workers, under conditions that labor and legal experts have described as “indentured servitude.”
Cañeros Organizados@EsclavizadosRDOct 26
Cacería migratoria contra la comunidad haitiana en República Dominicana
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I bet they just start with this shit whenever they need to run a test on their own tech and rely on the key jingling to stave off questioning by the public.
CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil
@CBSEveningNewsOct 24
Federal agents encountered a large, triangular aircraft earlier this year that zoomed through the sky from a standstill while making no noise or giving off any exhaust, according to new documents released by the Pentagon. cbsn.ws/4yEk6mU
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when i kill myself i want yall to remember me by my tweets
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When I have to flee on foot to Canada, this is going to be a big problem
The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪@JEllulzOct 26
A $200 DJI drone can do this, but we banned them lol
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Tad or Treat@ghostofthesun8923h
I think this was my biggest Tweet ever
Tad or Treat@ghostofthesun89Jul 8
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Been saying this
Tad or Treat@ghostofthesun8922h
Is there a version of this For Old People
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Achmat Akkad@BlackIntifada10h
For those confused, NYC Core is a city agency responsible for investigating reparations and racial equity in New York City. The agency’s chair sued Mamdani for failing to fund the work and won the case. Now Zohran is attempting to replace her. harlemworldmagazine.com/nyc-…

NYC CORE To Rally Against Police Abuse And Racial Equity Appeal

The New York City Commission on Racial Equity (NYC CORE) is calling on New Yorkers to gather in City Hall Park on Thursday, October 8, 2026, at 5 PM to

harlemworldmagazine.com
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My laugh is infectious
Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷@ClassifiedHag12h
Just gonna start bragging and see if anyone notices
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I'm really good a welcoming people into spaces I'm familiar with but they are not
Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷@ClassifiedHag12h
Just gonna start bragging and see if anyone notices
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This lady on letterboxd said she can't take anyone seriously who thinks Taylor Swift is mediocre 😭💀💀
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Oh this is my shit. We talking hubby material and no I'm not talking about the journalist, @1LuhDarius
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSOct 26
This man is a legend. Listen you won't regret it.
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Watching You Can See Everything and then reading some peoples' reactions has me wondering if I'm on too much medication. I get what you're reacting to, I'm just not that moved? I hope I'm not Ai 😬
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Just gonna start bragging and see if anyone notices
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You can pay me for this idea. Mountain Dew should be sold with a blunt attached.
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