90% hair, 10% coffee. She/her. My whole life is a bit.
Colorado, USA
Joined March 2009
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Me: *logs into hockey Twitter for the first time in years*
Twitter: are the Sabres ok?
Me: ah, good to be home
Me: fun Carolyn fact - I did stats for the first US pro women's league
The (gay) bartender: that was very gay of you
Me: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
Random Dude at the Bar: What playlist is this? This is the only Strokes song I know and I like it a lot
Me: Isn't it just a Strokes playlist? Because "Is This It" is a Strokes song
Him: I know, this is the only Strokes song I know
Me, having Who's On 1st moment: No, Is This It..
Carolyn Wilke retweeted
You don't fucking say. Fuck every person who voted for this guy. Forever. You sacks of shit.
'Put that everywhere': Steve Bannon admits 'Project 2025 is the agenda' after Trump wins rawstory.com/steve-bannon-pr…
I'm sitting at the bar watching the wnba finals, which a man asked specifically to put on, with another, presumably straight man, is evangelizing to me.
I feel like I'm living in a wonderful alternate universe
Carolyn Wilke retweeted
Sky watchers and stargazers, rejoice! 9news.com/article/weather/we…
The topic of data-driven storytelling came up at work for this month's newsletter, which means I had an excuse to link @AlisonL's phenomenal talks on the subject for people.
More than that, though, I'm a little emotional seeing all these OG folks being so successful.
