Preach, Mr. Peanut...Preach... – at Webster, PA

The answer was 'yes' WE leave tonight. I'll take, "shit you couldn't make up, even if you wanted to" for 1000, Alex. Life is wild. 3 days ago I'd have given this a less than 0% chance of occurring.

Wanna hear the WILDEST thing that could EVER happen to me the day before I leave the state... I'm going thru old stuff in boxes and I come across my ex's daughter's baby pictures, and several other photo albums of Kristin, my ex (and my admitted best friend, the from my own mouth) and J, her daughter. These types of things are irreplaceable. Ex or not, you HAVE TO DO THE RIGHT THING...SO I DID. I haven't seen her for roughly 12-18 months -ish. Had no clue how this would go, assumed she was still with her daughter's father. Turns out she is not. Also, I got to see my other dog, who smothered me with love. When people separate, pets so too, it's tough. Then 45 min later, her daughter randomly shows up at her door and wanted to see if her mom wanted to have lunch together on their days off work. Here I am face to face with the two women I want back in my life more than anything, and I'm supposed to be leaving tomorrow. I pushed my chips all in and asked her to come with me. I'm either the most hopeless romantic ever born, or I'm just a fucking idiot. Either way, It oddly still feels right. This one through me for an enormous loop. Stya tuned...I never got a yes or no. – at Glassport, PA

Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but if one of the side effects of a particular medication includes 'anal seepage', it probably hasn't been perfected...don't call the marketing department quite yet 🤣 – at North Versailles, PA

Departure: T -51 hrs. It is officially time for me to restart playing "Pokemon Go: United States Rollercoaster Edition." 41 US coasters to go, including each of the 2027 announced openings + Cyclone (Lakeside, CO), if it reopens. – at Ross Township, PA

Doing some computer work at home briefly and Grayson jumped into bed and fell asleep on my leg the same way that @flip4liberty and @jake_coasters do... Legs spread eagle, dinker sticking up in the air, and a smile on their face... 🤣 – at Glassport, PA

New 20 bills smell like a pile of sawdust that a few cats leisurely pissed in. Thats all...just wanted to share. – at Fellsburg, PA

PSA: If it's 50 degrees and you answer the door braless as a woman, showing nipples hard enough to scratch diamonds thru your white see-thru tank top... Thank you. You're true patriots. – at Glassport, PA

Fuck this cold weather. Thank God I'm soooo close to remembering... – at Glassport, PA

First time rolling in nearly 2 months...got my ass beat for the entire hour. My coach of 6 years just asked me if I felt old, fat, and slow? I told him yes. He told me, "Well, you are. Stop eating your feelings!" So I got 2 double filet-o-fish to sulk with during football! 😂

We're all in line for our final Phoenix night ride of the evening. Catherine and I just went last row and we're going so fast that we actually got trimmed lol CRAZY! – at Marion Heights, PA

Boyer chocolate factory haul! RCX will be given a test taste tonight @knoebels – at Greenwood, PA

One of the best rides on Black Widow that I've ever had! @_JoeTaco agreed. @RCXcyclopedia is borderline shook. For good reason. I've never been closer to an accidental vertical. Phenomenal ride. – at Braddock, PA

Nice evening out with the extended Fam! – at Braddock, PA

Always fun being back in the Burgh! Especially as I enter day 2 of, "preparing myself to remember..." If y'all thought I vanished without taking that time to plan the most ridiculous book ending of all time, you've obviously never met me. Lol I live for the absurd moments. – at Pitcairn, PA

I go away for 30 days, I take a peek at the community to see how things have been crack-a-lackin'... -I find out X2 is closed. -And then, the news yesterday showed me Goliath getting it's teardrop tattoo... Being self insured, I don't know how Six Flags survives all of this.

Kudos to Robert Ingle who first brought this to my attention, but AF1 has officially been sold. This is confirmed by FunSpot. RMC acted as intermediary to facilitate the sale. – at Glassport, PA

It was blue out 20 minutes ago... The picture doesn't even do these death clouds credit...they appear straight black to the naked eye. – at East McKeesport, PA

Just had 2 gay boys at Dunkin flirt with me and tell me that they'd love to show me the ropes... Or perhaps, show me their ropes...not sure. Didn't ask for clarification. They want to explore the 1st & 4th letters in Ohio... I'd love to know what you twink, I mean...think? – at Municipality of Monroeville, PA