smashing a bipolar chick is the poor man's threesome

don’t get so caught up in making a living that you forget to experience the beauty of living

I work 4 jobs simultaneously and I still find the time to do all of these things so i cant even imagine how easy it would be if i didnt work

i have some controversial opinions that would offend a lot of people but im not a sadistic loser so I simply keep them to myself see how easy that is?

nobody talks about how hard it is to get back into the dating game after dating a 10/10. your standards will permanently be raised and everyone else starts to feel like settling. and the idea of your ex seeing you with a downgrade makes it feel impossible to move on

"the customer is always right" not on my shift, big gangsta

i just solved a leetcode Medium without any help or using any hints for the first time ever

i fucked up 😂😂😂

So when you become a nurse is the fat juicy ass included ? Bc why is every nurse thick as fuck

i dont want an easy life I want to suffer more

the dating scene and economy are both so cooked for Gen Z 😭😭 it’s so over

sep 2025 - may 2026 was the best time of my life

digital footprint is a psyop designed to prevent you from posting bangers

"what if we need to scale to billions of users?" - a nigga with an app that has < 3 users

you can immediately tell the difference between someone who’s trying to use big words to sound smarter than they actually are vs. someone who genuinely just has an extensive vocabulary

casual tuesday fit check

chick i cracked 3 months ago just hard launched her man on IG for their 1 year anniversary???? poor guy 😂