Not here for your politics, I have my own beliefs. Just here to have fun, share pics of my pup and enjoy life. I don’t argue with strangers on the internet

Ohio, USA
Joined September 2010
i microneedled my own face tonight and i still didn’t suffer as bad as byu fans.
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Welcome to your 50's ... your body does whatever the fuck it wants
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maybe the quiet was never empty. maybe it was full of everything worth hearing
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Saturday is the only weekend day. Everybody knows that.
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Am I tired? Yes Can I sleep? No
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If you ask me who my favorite drummer of all time is it’s always gonna be Animal from The Muppets.
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If Cleveland makes it to the World Series I will be calling it the Edmund Fitzgerald series. The company that owned it was based in Milwaukee and the company that operated it was based in Cleveland. And I will be listening to this ditty every day now to manifest this. πŸ”ŠπŸ”ŠπŸ”ŠπŸ”ŠπŸ”Š youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?si=va1k…
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It’s ok to be late if a dog puts a paw on you.
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You may be all that but you are certainly NOT a bag of chips
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Growing up, my mom would drink Clearly Canadian, even though she was clearly American.
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My most prized possessions are the insults that I held back from saying
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NFL week 5 meeting
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I’d pay extra money monthly to never see a political commercial ever again
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There's a version of silence that only broken things understand.
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We all have that one friend we miss being friends with.
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Sorry I grabbed a hold of your mom when the airport announcement said you cannot leave bags unattended.
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At least October is going the speed limit.
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Every time Arnold Schwarzenegger is at a seafood restaurant he orders the mussels as a joke but he secretly hates them.
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There hasn't been a new wicker basket made in decades. They're just quietly repurposed from one baby shower to the next.
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Sometimes I just go quiet because I have too much to say.
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