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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me

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Joined December 2021
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"Cooler heads will prevail," I whisper, as I place the last of the heads into the cooler
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Had a client reply to me using talk to text with his Walt Whitman filter on
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🤖 Made with AI
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if birthdays didn't exist people wouldn't know when to be nice to you
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Don’t even talk to me until I’ve eaten my first sack of circus peanuts.
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Replying to @TrumpDailyPosts
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Hey what's that movie where Russell Brand acts like an oversexed clueless jackass for 90 minutes
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Russell Brand has been found guilty of rape and sexual assault
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Feeling bad for people on the right today. Also people on the left. And people on neither side as well. Just covering all my bases.
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Just learned you can review bridges. What are you even expecting beyond getting to the other side
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I'm old enough to remember when “Jurassic Park” seemed like science-fiction.
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Don't you dare talk to your mother that way while the McRib is back
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found a nest of McRibs in my attic
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Philadelphiaphobia is the fear of falling in brotherly love.
Philophobia is the fear of falling in love.
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Any time someone dislikes me, I assume they were an MK-Ultra subject
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My dad said he’d post hole if New Jersey flipped red and then he just did it anyway
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Told several trick or treaters this year to lawyer up.
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Woke up with what I thought was indigestion, turns out it’s hope
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Optometrist clearly flirting with me (“those look great on you” “color kind of matches your eyes” “debit or credit?”).
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I've made peace with my enemies. Jessica from fourth grade, Matt from fourth grade, Andrew from fourth gr
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It always takes me a beat longer than I'd like to acclimate my factory setting depression to daylight savings depression.
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