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“Science can only get us so far,” Gifted with the abilities of old, a master of some will be playing nurse for many! “—so, that's where I come in!” ✽ Possible 18+ / (N)SFW Content ✽ Beware of broken glass! ✽ Ignore that last one.

"Thanks, took me 29 or so years to make it."

no-clips through the wall, horns decorated in unlit sparklers. She is ready.

"Hazards can be fashionable."

"And why not, though? You can accessorize with anything, I thought!"

"are you /sure./"

"are shards of glass an accessory?"

Just as daintily, she plucked up the bowl and began eating the contents with her fingers. "The world holds many secrets, some best left unknown... To some!"

"Maybe with enough pasta, I will learn the ultimate secrets to wheat. . . Your generous offering is a step further for science."

"So I can become a tree. . . but it wasn't working, so pasta will be a fine alternative."

"Yes please, I'm tired of eating dirt."

shlurps up gravel to store for future uses.

ah I see f

i'm on tweetdeck whats a tag

ah my interview is out

Fluffs her hair up. Volume. . .