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Head Varsity Boys’ Basketball Coach at Northeastern High School

Joined June 2009
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
You could not like his stand up or his movies but on the spot or live scenarios he is one of the funniest we have
A guy tried to TROLL Kevin Hart by asking him what it’s like being UGLY, but it BACKFIRED when Kevin absolutely FRIED him over his outfit and made him END the interview 😭😭 “Not once have I ever seen a collar-belt combo… Not only did you hit me with a belt-collar combo, you also gave me a fanny pack with a water hole, which means you stay hydrated and it means you don’t have the proper means of transportation”🤣
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
Mans was already on the ropes he ain't even have to get to the glasses 😭
A guy tried to TROLL Kevin Hart by asking him what it’s like being UGLY, but it BACKFIRED when Kevin absolutely FRIED him over his outfit and made him END the interview 😭😭 “Not once have I ever seen a collar-belt combo… Not only did you hit me with a belt-collar combo, you also gave me a fanny pack with a water hole, which means you stay hydrated and it means you don’t have the proper means of transportation”🤣
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
Legendary long before he became a tv star, and he’s been that for 25+ years. Get well, my friend. We’ll hold it down in the office until you’re ready.
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
Hey, at least we can all unite as fans and know for a fact that the passing game isn't terribly designed because of what Jalen Hurts wants. We can put that theory to bed. The passing game design sucks because it's poorly designed.
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
Put the whistle down and turned into Pistol Pete
Had to run the 1s after reffing
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
One of the greatest shooters of all-time made his NBA debut 30 years ago today. In case you don't remember Ray Allen's high-flying days with the Bucks...
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
Still one of the best scenes in a sports doc ever.
The end of Episode 7, when Jordan said winning has a price and leadership has a price.
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
These copy/paste complaints from fans are always nostalgia based. How did my favorite player play? How did their team win? How did the league look? This is the baseline. When Shai scores 40 he doesn’t shoot enough. FT merchant. When Wemby scores 40, 50% from the field isn’t good enough. 7’4 needs to shoot 99% from the field and get a bag. When 14’ Spurs won they were boring. When the 17’ Warriors won they were too loaded. When the 24’ Celtics won they were too analytics based. REALITY 👇🏼 The NBA average shooting % for shots inside 5 feet is ~ 58-59%. The average fan thinks it’s greater than 75%. The average fan also thinks a player who is 7’4 should get 30 shots/game at the rim. Shaq took ~ 10 FGA/game inside 5 feet in his prime at 7’1 380 lbs. Wemby takes 6. Shaq TS% career: 58.6 Wemby TS% last season: 62.6 At 22 he is more efficient than Shaq. Much needed perspective to Wemby’s slow start.
no disrespect but for him to be 7’4 and needing 34 shots to get 40 with his skillset, that says alot about the coaching of that team and him not realizing where he is most effective
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
Kevin Durant says where he would rank himself among the all time greats “I just look at it like, I can’t relate to Michael Jordan, Kobe, LeBron, Wilt... I mean, I could talk deeply about the game of basketball with all of them. I’m at that table for sure. I’m not saying I’m better or they’re better, because it don’t really matter. I feel like I mastered the game, and that should be the only goal for every player.” “I don’t care about Magic Johnson or Larry Bird, what they’ve done in comparison to me. I’m with the standard, the standard that they set. I want to reach that as far as longevity, relevance, impact on the game, impact on the city, championships. I want that too.” “At one point, I realized none of that matters. Why am I comparing myself to another man? I should just be playing against myself, trying to be better. Leave that up to the fans.” “I’m not comparing myself to another human being in anything that I do. I’m inspired by people, don’t get me wrong. I want to emulate great people and successful people. I want to do what they do, and I want to learn from people who make mistakes.” “But I’m not sitting here trying to be better than you. I’m not going into the gym working on my shot saying, ‘This right here is going to make me better than Bird. This is going to make me better than Magic or Jordan.’”
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🚨 José Mourinho on Jude Bellingham and Diomandé doing defensive work: "This is now present in all the players. I've seen Kylian also joining in the pressing; everyone is extremely committed. The team is evolving and delivering good football." "I think we need to score more goals given the chances we're creating. I'm really pleased with this performance; when the attacking players make sacrifices for the team, they're helping it. These are three very important points."
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🚨 Thibaut Courtois reaches 346 matches for Real Madrid. He equals Miguel Ángel as the 3RD GK with the most appearances in Real Madrid’s HISTORY.
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𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗔𝗬 ✌️ 2026-27 season starts today! Eternal City Tip-Off 🆚 Notre Dame 📍 Palazzo dello Sport - Rome, Italy 🕘 9:30 AM ET 📺 FOX 📻 ihr.fm/3H3rZsh 📝 bit.ly/3W733fI #GoNova
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
GABBY. WILLIAMS. IS. BUILT. DIFFERENT. 🚨 30 PTS 4 3PM 4 BLKS 3 REB 2 AST 2 STL Her impressive performance helped the @valkyries become 2026 WNBA Champions! #2026WNBAFinals | #WNBASeason30
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A HISTORIC title for the Golden State Valkyries 🏆 They are the FIRST WNBA expansion team to win a title in its first two seasons 👏
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The moment the Golden State Valkyries won the WNBA Championship 🔥
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GABBY WILLIAMS IS ON ONE 🚨🚨🚨 ATL-GSV | USA Network | Peacock | #2026WNBAFinals | #WNBASeason30 Tap to watch: wnba.com/how-to-watch-game-r…
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
Dean Wade tonight: - 4 points - 10 assists - 5 rebounds (3 offensive) - 2 steals - 1 block Help defense, connective passing, disruptive on the perimeter, attacking closeouts. That's a role player.
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
DARIUS. ACUFF. JR. Shakes his defender and drills the 3! A game-high 21 points through two quarters for the @SacramentoKings' rookie 😮‍💨
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
Walked over to Ja after stealing home court and said “fun as hell fellas” cause Ja said they was having fun in Game 1 😭😭😭
I know people say don’t talk trash to Luka, but I think Steph is even more of the type you don’t talk to and Luka got him going last night 🤣
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Elijah Cooper retweeted
Statistically, the greatest attacking team of all time, actually.
🗣️ José Mourinho: “You say I was defensive in my first spell at Real Madrid. If defensive gets you 100 points and that many goals, I am happy to be defensive.”
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