Head Baseball Coach - Midwest City HS | B.S. Psychology - Southwestern Christian | M.S. Sports Management - Southeastern Oklahoma State | RIP Mom 🌻
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Landon Vodka retweeted
Robert Downey Jr. as Reed Richards and Pedro Pascal as Doctor Doom for Halloween 🎃
Landon Vodka retweeted
While covering a high school football game last night I caught myself standing next to a D1 Dline coach who was watching a commit. The other team had a lineman having a heck of game. I watched the coach pull out his phone and make a call…
“Do we have film on this kid? I really like him and may want to offer.”
Remember someone is always watching and all it may take is one series.
Landon Vodka retweeted
As far as game-winning sports plays go, it can't get crazier than what happened in Whitesboro, New York on Friday night
(via chelanvanno, philly_j_vans_ / IG)
Landon Vodka retweeted
I just want to be sure I have this right:
The illegal immigrants were buying all the homes and driving up prices while also driving down wages by taking all the low paying jobs but were also super lazy and using all the welfare and SNAP they aren’t eligible for.
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Q: How does the right and yourself expect us to start families young when the average price of a home in America costs more than $415,000 which feels out of reach for us.
Vance: The reason why housing exploded is in part because we allowed 20 million illegal aliens into our country to buy homes that ought by right go to American citizens.
Landon Vodka retweeted
The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on.
Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out.
I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years.
He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself.
In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo.
When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met.
Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70.
Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub.
If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show.
He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son.
So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch.
(via @ohnohedidnt24)
Landon Vodka retweeted
yeah this is insane lmao
The Milwaukee Brewers' championship was 57 years in the making -- and it came together in spectacular fashion. Free at ESPN, the inside story of how it happened, from a late July declaration to a bus that everyone boarded to a whole lot of rally heaters. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/5029…
Landon Vodka retweeted
I am excited and blessed to announce my commitment to Ottawa University. Thank you to every single coach, family member and teammate along this journey! Work isn't done yet. Go Braves! 🟡⚫️@CoachKennedy7 @Coach_Vodka @Ottawa_Baseball @ewwil17 @jules2x_ @jmfreemyer
Landon Vodka retweeted
You may see an 81 year old man crying after waiting decades to see his favorite team win the World Series but I see a 15 year old kid living in the moment.
Not a Brewers fan, but I’ve experienced that type of joy when I saw the Mariners break their 21 year playoff drought. Unreal moment and feeling.
He's waited decades for this. He's never stopped believing. This is a dream come true.
Enjoy this clip. He's everybody's dad tonight.
#brewcrew #mlb #milwaukeebrewers
Guys, what are we doing? What’s the point of collecting data/tendencies of hitters and MLB organizations can’t use it? You want more offense? Cool, but I want to win. It’s the chess matchup and game within the game that a lot of us still enjoy.
MLB's testing of new outfield positional rules in Arizona seems to be working exactly as intended.
Offense is WAY up.
Is that a good thing?
baseballamerica.com/stories/…
Landon Vodka retweeted
Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
Buddy, if you believe Mazzei isn’t a carbon copy of Stitt, then I have some oceanfront property in Iowa to sell you.
Oklahoma stays in the gutter.
Let’s talk about Mike Mazzei for a minute
If he follows through as he promised he will be one of the best Governor’s in the country
He said he will govern by 3 principles. 1. The Bible. 2. The Constitution. 3. Can we afford it?
He has the best plan for Oklahoma
On taxes he supports
1. Eliminating the Oklahoma State Income tax
Do you know why Texas, Tennessee, and Florida are so successful? Because they have eliminated the State Income Tax.
Do you want to stop businesses like Devon from leaving for Texas? Eliminate the Income Tax
2. Abolishing property taxes for Seniors and Veterans. We should take care of our Veterans
For Oklahoma Land his plan includes
1. Prohibiting foreign governments and foreign-controlled companies from owning Oklahoma land (China)
2. Closing loopholes that allow shell companies to conceal foreign ownership.
3. Requiring full transparency and disclosure of beneficial ownership for major land acquisitions.
On Education he has the best plan
1. Hire a Statewide Literacy Director.
2. Give teachers the authority to remove disruptive students from the classroom.
3. Hire statewide reading coaches to help improve student advancement.
4. Make sure parents know exactly what their children are being taught.
5. Ensure tax dollars reach classrooms instead of being spent on excessive bureaucracy.
6. Prioritizing reading proficiency by the third grade.
7. My favorite, move school board elections to the November statewide ballot and require partisan identification for candidates.
That right there is the most important part of his platform!
On Jobs and Workforce Development, Mike Supports
1. Expanding apprenticeships, trade pathways, and CareerTech programs.
2. Promoting K-12 education that emphasizes practical, career-focused skills.
3. Investing in skilled trade education to prepare Oklahomans for high-demand jobs.
Here are some Executive Orders he will sign
1. Eliminate corporate welfare for green energy deals.
2. Ban the use of human waste (biosolids) as fertilizer on Oklahoma farmland.
3. Close the unconstitutional loophole that allows illegal aliens to buy Oklahoma land.
4. My favorite, Mike says he will designate the Muslim Brotherhood and CAIR as foreign terrorist organizations and transnational criminal organizations in his first week as Governor.
He will appoint Conservative Justices to the Oklahoma Supreme Court.
He supports banning Lab Grown Meat.
He is against the import of beef from abroad.
In debates, Mike called for bringing the Ten Commandments back to the State Capitol.
I like that he went to college here in Oklahoma at Oral Roberts University; he was the only candidate not to post those stupid hunting photos. He has a good smile. He was the only candidate who mentioned God in his ads.
To me, he is the most like President Calvin Coolidge. He is a good, honest, humble man.
I like that he has actually gone through hard times in life. In other words, he understands hard times.
His wife Noel will be a great First Lady for Oklahoma.
Oklahoma runs on Mike Mazzei!
Go vote for him tomorrow!
