@CocoLow17

uncrustables astrology account

 Oklahoma, USA
Joined April 2009
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words cannot explain how unhinged I have become for my child’s Halloween party. it is…. Even by my standards….outrageous
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when your 84 year old neighbor understands the assignment.
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retrofitted a disco 🪩 ball motor to make a self stirring cauldron #SpookySeason #WitchesOnly
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i am accidentally at target at the same time as the youths please help
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is it illegal to have a halloween party on a sunday
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71%No
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Face painting with my favorite!
Oklahoma Contemporary@OKContemporary22 Jun 2023
The party’s just getting started! 🥳 The views are right, and the gallery is open. Welcome to ArtNow: The Soul Is a Wanderer. ❤️‍🔥
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See you soon! 🤩🤩🤩
Oklahoma Contemporary@OKContemporary22 Jun 2023
Tonight's opening celebration will be one for the books! Show out in your best-dressed fits for this party with a purpose, kicking off at 6 p.m. No tickets? Walk-ins are welcome. 💖
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I am forced to go to the human mall today, and I am questioning every single life choice that has led me to this point.
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Literally me
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THANK YOU AL GORES INTERNET
Brent Fuchs@brentfuchs4 May 2023
Just making sure everyone knows CatGPT is a real thing @CocoLow17 cat-gpt.com/chat
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oh my god
Brent Fuchs@brentfuchs4 May 2023
Just making sure everyone knows CatGPT is a real thing @CocoLow17 cat-gpt.com/chat
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having a six year old is like living in a frat house.
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🫠🫠🫠 #MyTwitterAnniversary
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just overheard my six year old say: “His name is Owen, but we call him Funny George Laughington”
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oh my god someone gave my six year old a harmonica
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THE TAMALE LADY CAME BY MY WORK I REPEAT TAMALE LADY IS IN THE HOUSE
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stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho
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Make country music tragic again! No more songs about meeting the love of your life! and your summer float trip! i want to hear about your devastating divorce and your daughters pill addiction. i want to hear about a mysterious stranger burying talismans in your corn fields.
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Lincoln being just an absolute vibe
Cam Heartless
@camharless1 Mar 2023
every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet 46. Joe Biden
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We’re all clear of the tornados here in my neck of the woods. Be safe, y’all! #OKWX
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