Sabe o que mais reduz as chances de falha? Combinar com uma camisinha *E* entender seu ciclo menstrual. Mesmo com SOP.
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Aqui a Tabata Amaral usou o látex de todas as árvores da Amazônia pra confeccionar um dildo gigante e socar no c* do R3n4n S4nt0s até não restar prega sobre prega
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Eles nunca mais vão ver o pai e a cada eleição nos EUA vão ficar com o cu na mão. Isso é lindo.
Juro, é um negócio de MALUCO
Sou feliz pq ainda posso cantar uns sertanejos bem bregas e uns funks bem baixo nível em voz alta pq o português de David ainda não chegou lá, vou ficar tristona quando esse dia chegar 😩
Negligenciei as tarefas das aulas de holandês, a academia, minhas leituras, minha ingestão de proteína... tô toda fodida e preciso buscar o balde que larguei, mas não sei nem por onde começar 😭
Eu acho que essa parte de Babylon conversa com nós, imigrante, de uma forma que só a gente entende 🥲
Pedi demissão e tô vivendo o momento inóspito em que todo mundo me odeia e eu odeio todo mundo mas preciso trabalhar por um mês inteiro ainda
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fora do horário de trabalho o lula é só um senhorzinho como qualquer outro entretido com o volume do celular no talo
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If you still take Glenn Greenwald seriously, take it from a Brazilian: Glenn has completely abandoned reason, and his credibility in Brazil is in ruins.
The cases he portrays as judicial persecution actually involve serious crimes committed by people who plotted a coup against Brazil’s democracy. That plot even included plans to assassinate President Lula, Vice President Geraldo Alckmin, and others.
Glenn is no longer the journalist he once was. He no longer cares about facts. He cares about one thing: desperately trying to convince himself and his audience that he has uncovered another earth-shattering scandal.
He hasn’t. And he knows it.
The judge Glenn keeps portraying as a dictator is no dictator. That doesn’t mean he’s above scrutiny. In fact, his ties to corrupt banker Daniel Vorcaro absolutely warrant investigation.
But here’s what Glenn conveniently leaves out: Flávio Bolsonaro had even closer ties to that very same banker. We want BOTH to respond to justice.
Glenn demands that the judge be investigated, yet somehow, when it comes to Flávio Bolsonaro, suddenly it’s all “political persecution” and “censorship.”
The hypocrisy is breathtaking. He’s completely lost the plot.
If you’re reading this from outside Brazil, understand one thing: Glenn Greenwald has burned through virtually every ounce of credibility he once had in this country.
After four years of outrageous claims, shameless distortions, and an absolutely colossal mountain of bullshit, he’s become a walking parody of the journalist he used to be.
CRUCIAL FACTS ON THE FLAVIO BOLSONARO MATTER:
It's not just Flavio Bolsonaro who fled Brazil to escape the tyrannical persecution of Alexandre de Moraes and the pro-Lula wing of the Supreme Court. There are dozens of Brazilian exiles who have done the same: dissident journalists, activists, bloggers, and politicians who all fled to avoid certain prison for political opposition.
In most of these cases, Moraes has demanded the extradition of those who fled and whom he wants to imprison back in Brazil. But Moraes' extradition requests have been repeatedly denied by multiple countries and institutions on the grounds that these prosecutions are politically motivated or otherwise corrupted. Among those concluing this: Spain, Italy, INTERPOL, and even the US under Biden.
Just today, Italy refused Brazil's demand to extradite a person named @edutagli, who was once a top aide to Moraes, but then fled to Italy after Moraes accused him of having been my source in a huge leak from Moraes' office that I obtained for reporting I did with @Folha in 2024. That massive leak enabled us to publish roughly 20 articles proving systemic abuses of power by Moraes against his political enemies: exactly the reason so many Brazilians, including Bolsonaro, know they can't get a fair trial in Brazil.
Italy today refused to extradite the person accused of being our source on the grounds that the proceedings would be a farce because Moraes — as he so often does — wants to act as the supposed victim, investigator, and judge, and thus his demand falls well outside of Italy's extradition standards. Again, multiple countries have concluded the same, showing what a farce Brazil's once-respected judicial system has become under the Lula/Moraes regime.
Moraes has overseen a system of political persecution masquerading as criminal justice that has been recognized as a sham by multiple countries that are not exactly Bolsonaro allies. Nobody in their right mind who is a political enemy of Moraes would remain in Brazil once if it is clear that he intends to imprison you, since he has proven that guilt is a foregone conclusion and he operates with no legal or constitutional limits of any kind.
That is why asylum under international law exists: to protect those who cannot obtain justice in their own country because the justice system has been corrupted and commandeered for political persecution. Many people, such as Julian Assange, have needed that protection (which Lula cheered). Now people need it from Moraes in Brazil. That is sadly one of the main legacies of both Lula and Moraes over the last six years.
Eu toda vez que algum conhecido me avisa que vai visitar a Holanda a turismo e gostaria de marcar um café comigo 😭




















