Strange and Weird are my middle names. Fuck you home affairs guy who says I don't have a middle name
Haunted realms of my mind
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The beautiful thing about reading classics is coming across iconic lines.
I feel like people who discover the Weebay shocked gif when they watch The Wire for the first time.
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Reading George Orwell's 1984 in my queue to vote.
🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't look more like a pretentious hipster if I tried
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Enzo Maresca on whether Geronimo Rulli is challenging Gianluigi Donnarumma for #ManCity's No.1 goalkeeper role: "No, absolutely [not]. No from my point of view. He's working well, but he knows exactly his role, and there is not any doubt about that..."
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When the pizza store calls to apologize about a delay in delivery time meanwhile I just popped the edible now so the timing works out better
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