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Manchester United//Clube de Regatas do Santos// full time hater 🙄

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2020
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Using disability for Sympathy is unfortunate
Najua sioni, lakini nayo ground naiskiza vizuuri sana. Muulize Mzee Kombo #AsigeAnasija #VIP #LindaKwale
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Thank you very much for speaking up against the board, Lisandro Martinez. You may now leave our club.
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Chelsea irritate me so much This club is shit, we should be destroying them
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Sammy Kipngetich Kirui was among the gubernatorial candidates in Bomet County during the 2013 General Election, running on a United Democratic Forum (UDF) party ticket that was associated with Mudavadi in 2013.
SHARP BOY MUDAVADI AND THE CEMETERY SAGA THAT GEN Z DON'T KNOW ABOUT! Many Gen Z Kenyans probably have no idea that Musalia Mudavadi, the man who today presents himself as one of the experienced and sober voices in government, once found himself at the centre of one of Kenya's most extraordinary corruption controversies. Let me take you back to 2008 and 2009, when the defunct Nairobi City Council decided to purchase land in Athi River for a new public cemetery because the existing burial grounds were running out of space. The council ended up paying KSh283.2 million for land that government valuers had estimated at approximately KSh24 million, and investigations later established that the property was unsuitable for the intended burial purposes. Imagine a country where even the dead could not be guaranteed a decent resting place without public money becoming the subject of a massive corruption investigation! At the time, Mudavadi was Deputy Prime Minister and Minister for Local Government, the ministry under which the Nairobi City Council operated, and his name featured prominently in investigations and parliamentary disagreements surrounding the transaction. Mudavadi denied receiving any money from the deal and maintained that he had pushed for investigations after discovering irregularities, arguing that political opponents were attempting to damage his reputation. But the scandal itself was real, and investigators established that only KSh110 million reached the original landowner, with substantial amounts ending up in the hands of individuals involved in the transaction including Musalia Mudavadi. And here is something younger Kenyans may find particularly interesting. The cemetery scandal has refused to die, because on October 27, 2026, a Nairobi court ruled that eleven accused persons, including former Local Government Permanent Secretary Sammy Kirui, had a case to answer over the controversial transaction. What fascinates me about Kenyan politics is how politicians can remain prominent for decades, moving between administrations, political alliances and powerful government offices, while entire generations grow up knowing almost nothing about the controversies that shaped their earlier careers. Gen Z should study Kenya's political history carefully, because many of the people now presenting themselves as the country's experienced leaders were already occupying powerful offices when some of the most notorious public finance scandals were unfolding. The cemetery saga is a remarkable reminder that Kenya's political memory is often much shorter than the careers of the politicians who govern it.
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2% of the people living in this area are fully resistant to HIV infection. They can never catch HIV. Do you know the reason? – at Kakkodi, India
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I hate cheap men. Cheap men normally have no stand, no loyalty or even respect for themselves. Kalonzo is an embarrassment to the opposition
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Lmao Yamal’s favorite food has arrived😂😂😂
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🚨🚨| JUST IN: Barcelona are 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 in Lisandro Martínez, with Deco closely following the situation. 👀🇦🇷 Contract expires June 2027. Could be sold at a reduced price this winter. Atlético also targeting him. [@sport]
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🚨🚨| Manchester United have been ranked as Europe’s 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐁 for transfer business over the last five years, with their signings losing an estimated €405M in value. According to CIES, €186M was lost on players already sold, while those still at the club have lost another €219M in value. Some major examples: → Antony: Signed for around €95M, sold for approximately €25M. → Jadon Sancho: Signed for around €85M, left on a free transfer. → Rasmus Højlund: Signed for around €83M, with United reportedly facing a significant loss on his departure. [@CIES_Football]
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Hizo vitu mnafanyia wasichana ndio mpendwe mimi siwezani kabsaa
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Kass FM played this daily. Years later, it's still here. 🎶 Moris Arap Mainek ft Kipchamba Arap Tapotuk - Kapkulumben Dip
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Harry Kane's IG story after winning the Ballon d'Or 🗣️
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Harry Kane, Ballon d'Or winner 🏆 #ballondor
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One thing I love about you, you'll always switch characters to lure your next patient🤣Kuna siku ulikuwa unaenda hadi golf to bag a nepo baby. Ukiona dame anapenda food, unakuwa chef, huyu umeona anapenda nature, all of a sudden unapenda hiking...I learn from the best👌🏽Sensei🐐
Huku kwa madam Engineer nikupelekwa niende niconnect na nature , I love it here guys.
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Uzuri ma fans wa Man U kesho tunamalizia hasira kwa maandamano.
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The next person you’ll see once you purchase:
15 Acres Kosirai Nandi County KSh2.5M/Acre.
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Funny enough, Tottenham have been better than Chelsea😭
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MARMOUSH YOU HAVE TO SCORE THAT FUCKING HELL
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If we are going to protest against the newly passed bill, we shouldn't do it on the streets We should invade the homes and businesses owned by the MPs who passed the bill #maandamano ✊🏽
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🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Bayern Munich statement on Vincent Kompany: "Vincent Kompany had to seek medical treatment on Friday after collapsing during training for FC Bayern's amateurs." "The first-team coach had been watching the second team's session. Kompany will undergo a thorough examination in the hospital and remain in medical care." "For the time being, his coaching staff will manage training and match operations."
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