I’m a @coinbase maxi. 🎖️(Ripple) 🎖️(Torres Doctrine) 🎖️(arbitrary, capricious and malicious) 🎖️(Salt Lake UT SEC liquidaton) 🎖️(Bye Gensler)
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Been a Coinbase maxi, and here’s my 8-year journey showing why nothing else comes close:
Today most of my financial transactions are done within @coinbase ecosystem.
Since forever, Coinbase is the only platform where I feel safe to leave my crypto on the exchange.
Since 8 years ago, Coinbase was the only platform I buy/sell crypto from.
Since 6 years ago, Coinbase was the only on and off ramp I use to get onto @ethereum mainnet for defi and trading erc20 altcoin not listed on CEX.
Since 4 years ago, I store most of my $USDC on coinbase so I don’t have to worry about depositing into short term treasury.
Since 2 years ago, Coinbase incubated base, and most of my onchain activity since then was on base.
Since 1 year ago, Coinbase launched @Morpho vault. This is when I moved my $USDC from wallet to coinbase so that can use onchain lending and borrowing within coinbase app.
Since last year, Coinbase derivatives became my only perp platforms to trade and hedge against market volatility.
Since 6 months ago, all my daily living expenses are now on Coinbase Amex card earning 4% on $BTC reward while my free cash is getting the best yield available and now at 3.5% just for parking your cash there.
Since last month, I have been slowly moving my stocks from robinhood/fidelity to @coinbase where I have now 200k stock position on Coinbase and growing significantly on each red day like today. I have also participated on prediction market and find it sometimes even more reward than trading altcoins. Knowledge pays!
Really proud of what the team build and continue to thrive and iterate!
There is no 2nd best, last but not the least- Keep “chadding”, TYBG💙
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It may seem quaint to manually click through a financial app in the near future. Instead you'll talk to your agent to let it know what you want, and it will prompt you for approvals (or even take some actions on your behalf if you want). Everyone can have their own private banker.
We’re building Coinbase to be the most AI-enabled financial account. Both with a first party interface (Coinbase Advisor) and via third party interfaces (bring your own agent). Trade, pay, borrow, etc - all through your agent, with clear limits and controls.
Our new agents page is live, so you can quickly get started. Check it out: coinbase.com/agents
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I don't think an AI bubble burst would hurt BTC much.
Bitcoin missed the entire AI rally. Those who bought AI stocks may have already sold their BTC. Now it may be time to rotate back into Bitcoin.
AI crash isn't necessarily bullish or bearish for BTC. They seem unrelated.
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We’re rolling out the red carpet for agents.
Our new Coinbase for Agents page shows how you can connect ChatGPT, Grok, Muse, or another agent to Coinbase.
→ Research
→ Manage your portfolio
→ Trade crypto and stocks.
Your strategy, your agent, your limits.
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Solana swaps land in 0.6 seconds.
98.6% of swaps land onchain.
Measured across 6.5M real trades.
Tried Coinbase Wallet six months ago? Try it again.
some @CoinbaseWallet progress that makes me proud 📈
→ volume up 5.5x in 5 months
→ crosschain volume up 4x
→ crosschain success rate at 98.8%
job's not finished - lfg
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wonderful opportunity for robinhood and coinbase to offer unique financial offerings for agents.
SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, including some attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources told Axios.
The findings have alarmed banking executives, who are racing to restrict access to their systems as AI moves at a velocity faster than financial institutions can respond, multiple industry and bank executives told Axios.
Several banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong, the people said.
Several bank executives told Axios they're struggling to distinguish between human users and AI agents. One executive said banks also struggle to determine whether agents are authorized by customers or potentially operating without their permission, more akin to rogue agent behavior.
Read my latest for Axios here: axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-agen…
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Has someone checked in on @PeterSchiff to make sure he’s doing ok
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10.
Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years.
Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
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Incredible..
One of our users shorted majority of these names within seconds using @verantaxyz MCP and @bot.
Retail point and click trading will decrease significantly in the coming years.
favorite short ideas into this insane blowoff top (seemingly no one has learned from july lol)
any I’ve missed?
$AEHR - >30x fwd sales (I don’t even know what ppl are thinking anymore)
$ORCL - dc delays + OAI concentration
$BE - unproven tech deployed at tier c customers + scandium/ china dependency
$AXTI - china about to do them dirty
$CBRS - yield + OAI dependency + VC bro lockups + valuation
$SPCX - VC bro lockups and forced portfolio rebalancing + valuation
$CRWV - leveraged shitco claiming 10yr useful gpu life
$IREN - shitco failing to secure deal + absurd mgmt money grab
$NBIS - dc delays + most crowded it has ever been?
$AMD - losing share vs $NVDA + cpu now broadly priced in
$ARM - valuation
$02513 - 115x fwd sales, no more comment
$MU/ $SKHY/ $SNDK/ $285A - cyclical commodity at peak earnings
$IONQ/ $RGTI/ $QBTS - have and will not produce any commercial value at scale
$LITE - high power lasers = commodity
$COHR - yield + cf $LITE fundamental concerns
$AAOI - execution risk + terrible mgmt
$OPEN - terrible fundamentals + @rabois is a clown
$NVDA - AI financing shenanigans getting out of hand
$P - riding memory wave but has nothing to do with AI memory really
$META - ad spend growth reaching diminishing returns + capex lacking ROI
$GOOG - gemini who? + capex lacking ROI
$JMKE - >10x sales wtf (well done bx)
$BAER - leverage (creditors will take over sooner or later)
$PLTR - valuation
$NET/ $PANW/ $CRWD - valuation + saas
$RBRK/ $PDFS - earnings quality + saas
$ASTS - execution risk + competition from uber well capitalized $SPCX
$BSP - bad bank for failing saas ponzi
$ADBE - product sucks + AI monetization unclear
$FIG - AI cannibalization + valuation
$TMDX - structurally and def short-term lower margin
$HIMX - CPO delays + design out risk
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It's a gift to live each day on this planet.
Live every day like it's your last.
Build the future.
Be a man for others.
Have fun.
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Retail traders are gone from BTC futures markets, the exact opposite of what we saw at the top.
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Perps on Coinbase for Agents came from our ‘/feedback’ feature.
A user's agent sent feedback in-loop → our agent received it → turned it into an actionable PR → our team approved it and pushed the update.
All in 5 minutes. And now you can trade perps via your agent.
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Be @berachain
> Raise $142M from top-tier VCs
> Promise to revolutionize DeFi with Proof of Liquidity
> Allocate 51.1% of token supply to investors and insiders
> Attract $2.5B+ in pre-launch liquidity through incentives
> Hit $3.27B in TVL
> Lose 99% of peak TVL
> Drop to $32M in TVL
> $BERA down 98% from ATH
> Cut annual BGT inflation from 8% to 5%
> Admit some reward vaults have fake-looking "vanity TVL" or self-farming activity
> $11 in daily chain fees
Straight to zero.
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wild week for the internet:
tuesday: google cloud outage
- revolut out globally
- several uk services offline
wednesday: ai finds critical bug in php
- ~70% of websites run php
- 96% of us federal sites with a known cms run on it
- dutch government, finnish services and universities offline
@dok2001 is right
we'll keep seeing days like this
better to be mentally and digitally prepped for them.
Credit to @OpenAI @wiz_io @ThePHPF for finding php2shell and running a responsible, coordinated disclosure.
This won't be the last one. Models will keep finding bugs like this in software everyone runs. Maintainers, researchers, providers and governments need a new shared playbook so the response scales with the findings and critical Internet infrastructure gets patched.
That's how we all help build a better Internet.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
php2shell vulnerabilities were discovered and reported by researchers including Calif (@lcfr_hax / Ryan at Calif.io), Wiz, and OpenAI; the PHP Foundation coordinated the patch and disclosure but did not find them.
blog.cloudflare.com/php-vulnerabil…
github.com/php/php-src/se…
calif.io/php2shell.x
wiz.io/blog/php2shell…
cve.org/CVERecord?id=C…
CBduck retweeted
Oh fuck. That's not good. A lot of startups and vibe coders use Railway
An urgent notice from the Railway team
blog.railway.com/p/security-…
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During our inaugural showcase at Coinbase HQ, @0xSehaj and @raymdong presented our vision for trading and derivatives on @base.
We also sat down with some of our top traders to understand why and how they use Veranta. 👇
@cryptobonaparte discusses what he likes the most about the platform.
In NYC at Coinbase HQ, @verantaxyz presented what's next for trading on Base
"Bringing it to thousands of real-world assets, which is where the world is going"
"An all-weather exchange where humans and agents can coexist and trade together any asset anywhere"
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cross-chain trades qualify! and soon perps too.
Hello @CoinbaseWallet team
Your new fee rebate system is genuinely great. People who actively trade will get a portion of their fees back, which is a really good initiative
I have one question
does the Status Volume only include trades made on Base, or are trades on other chains counted as well?
For example, if I bring a coin over from another chain using a cross-chain bridge or swap, my token is first sent out from one chain, and after a while it arrives in my wallet on the other chain as "Received". In Activity, it shows as "Received" rather than "Traded"
Will this kind of cross-chain trade be added to my Volume? Also, for multi-chain trading, it would be helpful if you could clarify which trades qualify for the rebate
Thank you
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This is arguably the best place to track what’s happening in the midterm elections.
Information markets provide insight on what's likely to happen, from real people with skin in the game, not what someone wishes were true. It gets rid of the bias in traditional polls and media, so you can figure out what is actually true.
Tap the "Predict" tab in Coinbase to check it out.
