Listen lads, the police can investigate celebrity sexual predators AND grooming gangs at the same time. I believe they have more than 2 departments.
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I went to see Naza last night. Please go & see it.
#FreePalestine
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May those who live, work or holiday on top of this have nightmares about what lies beneath them. May they imagine the cries of the dying and may it keep them awake at night.
My old boss is running payroll tomorrow, apparently. Waiting on my final wages. Who runs fucking payroll on a Saturday?! No one. Thats who.
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Was just about to bollock my lad for doing a journey at 102mph. Then I realised he'd just got the train home.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Of all the random shit my kids listen to in the shower, 'Your Woman' by White Town was not on my bingo card for today.
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The family of Stanley Matthews, first Ballon d'Or winner ever, is on the red carpet
#ballondor
Watched an ep of Judge John Deed with a very young Nicholas Hoult as an animal activist. Uber vegan me slipped out just a little bit. May have slightly unnerved the bf.
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I would like to give my informed consent to be putting back on display at Kelvingrove, I dont like it in this cupboard with the mops and buckets
@GlasgowCC















