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I'm sh@meless at this point. This is the stage I'm in now. I hear Arsenal have a few unhappy defenders who aren't getting enough playing time. I'm definitely going shopping at the Emirates this January. Chelsea fans, who are we taking home?
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Bernardo Silva 🗣️: “I don’t do gym. That’s for guys who don’t know how to play with their feet.”
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GUESS, what Team does he support? 😏 😉 #AFC #COYG
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Don't give relationship-level loyalty to someone who refuses relationship-level commitment.
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With how poor Xavi's Barcelona was and he still entered this list says alot about laliga
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Who is getting sacked tomorrow? Carrick:
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Michael Carrick will be informed that he has been SACKED as Manchester United manager TOMORROW. — @TelegraphDucker
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I genuinely thought these defenders were good enough to give us a solid foundation and get us going, but the reality has been disappointing. They all look too soft, too inconsistent and, quite frankly, too average for the demands of the Premier League. There's a serious lack of aggression, authority and defensive leadership in this backline. You cannot build a successful team when your defenders struggle to impose themselves, win their individual battles and deal with physical opposition. We need defenders who can defend first, take responsibility and command that backline. Something clearly needs to change.
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Kill any spirit of entitlement in your life.
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I dont think Manchester United wants to sack Carrick, the might not coach the senior team but he'll surely be around
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You can have it now……
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Wait, Arsenal won the Premier League and reached the Champions League final last season, yet not a single one of their players made the top 10 of the Ballon d'Or? 😳 Declan Rice finished 15th, Gabriel 21st and Saliba 29th. Now compare that to Chelsea in 2021. We won the Champions League and had Jorginho finish 3rd and N'Golo Kanté finish 5th. So you're telling me those Chelsea players were playing football while Arsenal's players were playing something else? 😂
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18 years old 34 years old
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🚨 Chelsea are reportedly among three clubs interested in Martin Zubimendi ahead of a possible £60m move in January. Real Madrid and Atlético Madrid are also monitoring the situation. If he's available, Chelsea should seriously consider this. We need more quality, control and intelligence in midfield. Caicedo and Zubimendi could be a very interesting partnership.
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When Chelsea spent £100m to sign just ONE player, the entire media couldn't stop talking about it. Every discussion, every headline, every opportunity to ridicule the club. But Liverpool have spent £500m+ assembling a squad, and some of those expensive signings are barely delivering goals or assists. Suddenly, the noise isn't quite the same. The double standards in football media are something else.
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Algorithm if I later catch you eh Since yesterday 😞
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It has been determined by this court that I'm hungry
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🚨🔵 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗚𝗔𝗡 𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗨𝗣 𝗔𝗦 𝗔 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗔𝗧 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗘𝗔! 👀 According to Bobby Vincent, Morgan Rogers is beginning to take on a leadership role inside Chelsea's dressing room. Beyond his performances on the pitch, the England international is reportedly becoming an influential voice in Xabi Alonso's young squad. A leader in the making! 🔵👏 (Source: @BobbyVincentFL ) |
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FIFA need to create an award for the best assist of the season. And it should be named after KDB.
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doku and Ndiaye take on atleast Two defenders in every attack without support from Midfield or fullbacks. The midfield and defense is still vulnerable once they lose the ball. Maresca ball 😭
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I've been using X for years, and I'm only just discovering that you can take a screenshot of a tweet directly from the Copy Link option.
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