The original pterodactyl ghost. Friends w Kesha’s mom on LinkedIn.

Joined November 2021
Must. Stay. Toned. Until. After. Halloween.
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What you should see is a dentist you have gingivitis
So the problem was never DR LUKE ! Mmm I see it
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I been stuck in that weird mood where nothing's really wrong but nothing feels right either.
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I Love Fisting Beyoncé
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whew she look crazy as shit
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oh with the blue contacts.. shes completely gone
YOU BITCHES CAN’T EVEN SPELL PRESIDENTIAL JET!
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Fuck this washed up cunt
Nicki Minaj: We don't wanna be bombarded with sex changes
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If you hate on adults who enjoy Halloween I think you should be stripped of your healthcare and sold idk
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but after 16 years, it’s finally here. The official music video for “Backstabber” drops TOMORROW at 1pm EST 🔪 Click below to join me for the premiere. Text me for some special treats ✨ youtu.be/d02bibFGMp0
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we used to write love letters and sonnets and now it’s “oomf pit sniffings is now”
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start of covid vs now
Start of covid Vs Now
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Greedy was bigger than vampire we need to be serious
Biggest hits for female artists throughout the decade
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You’re at a bar with string lights and purple ambient lighting fuck you mean #nothere breeder?
Am I tripping, or are these fuckers gay? #nothere
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When Octavia Spencer asks me what kind of insect stings I’m allergic to
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Oh good cuz I was wondering
Pitbull has admits he had an erection while performing with Jennifer Lopez at the 2011 American Music Awards.
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she had a heat damaged mohawk, 2 pairs of colored contacts and a bag of clothes she stole from Goodwill… and still made herstory.
16 years ago today, Kesha released “We R Who We R.”
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Halloween is my one chance to make everyone who’s ever hurt my feelings want me back for a day I cannot fuck up this costume
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I hope my next boyfriend Likes Me
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I really hope the radio edit to housewife says sauce on the side lmfaooo
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Cool lesbian aunt who lets you use curse words when your parents aren’t around
Billie Eilish debuts new haircut.
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Tyler Cameron Why use many word when few word do trick
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& I love you ur so sexy
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