Freelance writer and award winning blogger. Top Writer on @Medium for Comedy, Crypto, Humor, Music, Satire and Sport. Great legs, terrible hands, average face
Joined January 2019
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Thinking about writing a book with some of the “less positive” feedback I’ve received over the years
#amwriting #WritingCommunity
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What in the fucking fuck did you fucks all do to the fucking market?
Not even 6 days! I was gone for less than 6 fucking days!
Why the fuck am I so poor? What in the actual….?
Them - uncle Colin, is it true that you used to play rugby?
Me - yes fellas I did
Them - got any advice?
Me - untie the fly half’s shoelaces every opportunity you get. It really irritates them
Them - no, advice about passing or kicking or something
Me - what?
We’re off to visit some friends today who’s kids I haven’t seen since before lockdown
The boys are both teenagers now - which means I can dispense some of my famous life advice
Sad news
My horrible bitch of a neighbour is away all week so didn’t get to see the pumpkin I made specially for her
Might leave it out for a few more days, just in case
My great friend @ICOffenderII is here again for dinner and tonight we’re having something presidential
