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He looks so happy that you're going to read all the details about the day his head got exploded
The JFK files have been released.
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This might be the least relevant thing for getting a job at the movie theater? Do you think customers come to rhe movie theater to get reviews from the guy selling popcorn? Might as well write down your five favorite dinosaurs on the application.
applying for a job at the cinema should just require giving them ur letterboxd account instead of ur cv
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I told my kids that they're each getting dirt bikes and a new puppy as soon as I lose 40lbs and all my hair grows back.
BREAKING: President Trump’s plan to waive all taxes for Americans earning under $150,000 per year will take effect “after he balances the budget,” according to Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick.
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I hate this bullshit "movie trivia" more than I should. "... reaction was completely genuine" That's right, DiCaprio, a professional actor who had been working with Nicholson for many hours on set that day(weeks), thought Nicholson really pulled a gun on him.
In The Departed Jack Nicholson improvised pulling a gun on Leonardo DiCaprio when shooting “I smell a rat” scene. Scorsese admitted no one knew it was coming, DiCaprio’s reaction was completely genuine. nitter.gq/VideoChannel134/status…
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You see the same thing all the time about Michael Caine in Dark Knight. Because you see, DiCaprio and Caine aren't actually very good actors. You need to trick them into thinking their life is really in danger. On a movie set with cameras and lights and all that.
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This money that would be paid to American farmers and then the food to be eaten by hungry kids. But fuck all of that. The real important message from the president today is, you should spend money at the business owned by the world's richest man. That's who needs help right now.
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This whole app has become a constantly scrolling marquee of The Dunning-Kruger effect
It seems tragically ironic that highly intelligent people are plagued with self-doubt while the profoundly stupid are absolutely positive they know everything. But what the hell do I know?
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So cool and carefree for teenagers that witnessed both Columbine and 9/11 in less than 3 years
It’s unfortunate that my kid will never know how carefree and cool the United States was in the 90s and early 2000s.
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2 of my top 10 all time favorite movies. RIP to a legend.
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I should call her
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Happy Singles Awareness Day, you sad, unfuckable losers.
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I said this exact same thing, I'm wondering it too. It's like that summer where there were all those train derailments. Was that exceptional how many happened together, or had it been happening all the time and the news just covered it more that week?
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It feels like there hasn't been a school shooting or a spree shooting in a while....or is it just not making the news at the moment?
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Something kinda sad, funny and embarrassing and ultimately so very American, is the amount of posts I am seeing about how the superbowl commercials aren't as good as they used be. Is that how you pick car insurance? You signing up for the most entertaining credit cards?
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"why won't they make me laugh more while manipulating me into buying deep fried sodium and expensive water in a can??"
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Quick note on new years resolutions for those might need to hear it: If you had a hard time getting started or sticking with your plans to make changes in your life, no need to give up and wait until Jan 2026. You can recommit and get started right now!
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My wife's favorite Instagram page is about these beautiful little houses for sale in (probably uninteresting, middle of nowhere towns) in Italy for like $150,000 because the town is so desperate for people to move there and keep the town alive because all the young people left
Italy’s birth rate crisis is ‘irreversible’, per the Telegraph. "Hundreds of Italian towns and villages had no new babies in 2023 amid an exodus of young people and an ageing population"
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Asks if we should just move to Italy a few times a week. And you know what....
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You never really know
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