Freddie Cube 🔜 🧑‍⚖️Decatur Deathmatch

Bubbled out of top 8 at #NRGChamp. Only 7-5 not to make it. But I did what I came here to do. I beat the carried-by-@Dooter611 allegations. I played, and won against, some truly phenomenal players, and I had a good time. I'll see the tables of champs again, I'm sure. @NRGSeries

Gathering with a friend who moved across the country was easily the best part of Eternal Weekend. Also, these perogies from Apteka were sincerely some of the best food I've had in my life. Fully vegan polish restaurant. A dream. Til next year, Pittsburgh.

Haley Stevens is a rancid person devoid of principles. When Abdul sends Mike back to Florida, she will be a laughable footnote. Great job torching your career on the pyre of an apartheid ethostate and your fianceé who looks like he's made out of earwax. You're a joke.

I need Gabby Williams to start doing whatever tranquilizers she was on in the first quarter again.

Pittsburgh is a beautiful city

Found somewhere for @painterzservant to go after he scrubs out of the legacy championship.

Made it to Pittsburgh in time to watch the finals of the W. Let's go ATL!

3rd place at bar trivia last night😎

When people you thought were real slophaters™️ say they're cautiously optimistic about the direction of the new funkodiarrhea.

Ebeneezer Scrooge:

5x5fri babyyyyy

Paramore if they had skid marks: 🎶A shart's when you shit when you let a fart rip! Whoah oh oh oh🎶

Five by five Friday from Freddie

youtu.be/wE36__cnkO8?is=o0qa… Reality Fracture limited guide! Really tough format to evaluate; I'm curious what it will look like. Would love your thoughts!

5x5 Friday. Kind of a low week.

Make a video about how my dad should stop drinking!

Privating for a while bc someone reeeeeally likes universes beyond. It's weird to see 1100 comments about you in a subreddit you're banned from. But I will say they undeniably got my ass on one count. This one cut deep, because it's true.

I have been banned from r/magictcg for calling people susceptible to Un*verses Bey*nd "Slopchuggers". Reddit mods thank you for protecting the most oppressed minority, people who've had their frontal lobes replaced with a Funko pop.