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London, England
Joined March 2019
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£50 Europa Park flights and one remaining annual leave day to take
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Working away in Norwich and there's some proper quirky old pubs here, with the oldest one dating back to 1249. The Murderers is my favourite so far 🗡️🩸
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Even before the nonce allegations I'd argue this was the worst theme park area of all time. Merlin get grief for leaving areas of their parks empty and run down - I'd argue that's a better alternative to this arse gravy
It has been confirmed today that the world of David Walliams has now permanently closed down, with its last day of operation being last Sunday. All three rides in the area have already been removed from the @altontowers app and website.
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Looks eerily similar to the Damar Hamlin incident RIP
Terrible news from Spain: Tenerife player Jesus de Miguel has sadly passed away. The striker has could not overcome the serious consequences of the incident suffered during the match against FC Andorra. A devastating loss for Tenerife and whole football world. Prayers and thoughtd go out to his family, friends, teammates, and everyone at CD Tenerife during this difficult time. Rest in peace. 🕊️
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Skill issue
If you consume food before riding a coaster, you're a shitty human being.
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Fisted Colossus retweeted
.@metpoliceuk please arrest him
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This pillock has 50 points on his driving licence. How can someone that fucking stupid be trusted to play in the middle of the defence for Premier League team? 🚮
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'The GP' - 2 laps on an ejector filled RMC 🥳🤗 Nerds - "achktually it's shit because it doesn't duel and there are several better coasters out there manufactured by Rocky Mountain Construction ☝🏻🤓"
Guys the GP on Instagram are already saying AireForce One is a worse version of Twisted Colossus since you “go around twice” on Twisted Colossus and “only once” on AireForce. 😭😭😭
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BREAKING: ArieForce One is heading to California! Six Flags Magic Mountain has acquired the legendary roller coaster, which will be trucked across the country after its 3-year run at Fun Spot Atlanta. Source: ocregister.com/2026/10/29/ar…
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NYE midnight Stardust Racers ride after 7 pints in the Burning Blade Tavern
December park hours is now up and on new years eve, epic universe will be closing at Midnight.
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To those who have been to Tulleys in recent years. What should I prioritise? Going tonight and prob won't have time to do everything 🫡
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My solution is everyone should stop taking bags in with them. Pockets exist.
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Fury 325 was the last true 🇺🇸 bucket list coaster I needed and it was tremendous. I always go back row but it's probably the ultimate front row ride due to the sheer speed/length. Having said that, I'm not sure it cracks the top 10. 2nd half the pace drops off a fair bit. 9.5/10
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"Why are they building *powerhouse global IP* and not *thing that I specifically enjoy but no one else in the world gives a fuck about*"
Universal UK update! 🇬🇧 Based on grading maps, leaks & documents.. here's an updated look at the park layout! 👀 Waterworld moves over to the left & Harry Potter is now added. I think this is extremely close to what we'll see be built and open in 2031! 😍
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Dropped the Jeep off at the airport. Work tomorrow 😬
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Just had my Gwazi Ironed
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Tron > Space Mountain > Guardians
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Dicking about with your bag? Board in 5 seconds or it will go without you. Too fat to ride? Sorry big fella the exits that way. Not filling up the airgates? "SCHNELL!" 🇩🇪
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Get out of my way peasants 😤
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