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Colton Long

@ColtonMLong

digital content & social media | novelist | Once and future Philly kid. #gobirds (tweets = mine but you can borrow them for a low APR)

 Washington, D.C.
Joined February 2017
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got a record for you to break, @chargers
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Jessica Alba do you like younger men
Los Angeles Lakers (@Lakers) profile pictureLos Angeles Lakers
@LakersNov 7
Stars are out in LA 🤩
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James🗳 (@_fat_ugly_rat_) profile pictureJames🗳
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Replying to @_fat_ugly_rat_
Talarico is such a mid candidate it’s insane. I don’t hate him or anything but he’s so underwhelming and so mismatched, Texas is not a great state for him. He’s way more suited to like… Iowa or Kansas
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Tom Steyer was the moderate (@steelersbu22792) profile pictureTom Steyer was the moderate@steelersbu22792Sep 7
Some 2026 midterm hot takes: - I think Dems win multiple toss up Senate seats by double digits - Annie Andrews wins in South Carolina and by more than 1% - Talarico wins by more than Ted Cruz did in 2018 - We see at least one Trump +20 house seat flip this year
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✅ marked safe from Tanner McKee
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterNov 4
A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.
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This feels like the dawn of a new era in American politics, the post-Trump era, and I have no idea what that looks like and that’s … exciting?
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@IcyVertNov 4
Texas really turned blue before the Cowboys could make the Super Bowl again that’s so wild
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I’m having so much trouble wrapping my head around South Carolina flipping, it just … never crossed my mind
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man I’m shocked calling him “Talafreako” a thousand times didn’t work
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I have a confession to make. I’ve committed voter fraud, and I’d like to turn myself in. I illegally voted for James Talarico 126 times in six different cities. My name is Chris Kuper and I’m the offensive line coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.
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LeZRunns@zrunnsNov 3
Fixed it
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Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) profile picturePhiladelphia Eagles
@EaglesNov 3
#NewProfilePic
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let's goooooooooooooooo
Bethesda (@bethesda) profile pictureBethesda
@bethesdaNov 3
Embark on your next journey to Tamriel in The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel.
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Sam Darnold has regressed to the old Sam Darnold
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they pissed me off
Colton Long (@ColtonMLong) profile pictureColton Long
@ColtonMLongNov 2
don’t piss me off, @Eagles
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don’t piss me off, @Eagles
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MINSHEW MANIA THE COWBOYS SUCK
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I REPEAT MYSELF
Colton Long (@ColtonMLong) profile pictureColton Long
@ColtonMLongOct 31
this applies to everyone
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that’s why I have 0 kids under the age of 5, in fact I have 0 kids at all
Field Yates (@FieldYates) profile pictureField Yates
@FieldYatesNov 1
That whole extra hour of sleep for daylight savings is cool until you have 3 kids under the age of 5.
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this applies to everyone
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margaret qualley, I have a much better hairline than jack antonoff
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 30
Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley have filed for divorce, PEOPLE reports.
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