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Time's your greatest commodity. Every day is a blessing. Use your time wisely. #SOF #Vet #Gators, #Bucs #Bolts #Thailand #Travel #RIPScottyB.

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Are these the same people who objected to feeding steak occasionally to our military?
EXCLUSIVE: California has launched a new program delivering free luxury food boxes to welfare recipients—including organic produce, fresh-caught salmon, and Amy's prepared meals. It's like free Instacart for welfare queens.
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Seminole Boosters reading that letter 🤣🤣🤣
I know some humans who have this same look on their face when it comes to just about everything. I’m so obsessed with him and those teefies!
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THWG GMFG 🐊
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Fuck Georgia
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IT'S WORLD SERIES GAME 1 LET'S GO TAMPA BAY RAYS!!!
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Ilhan Omar raided and under criminal investigation. L. Louise Lucas arrested and charged. Two senior FBI deep state subversives arrested. A long-standing marriage fraud operation dismantled in Massachusetts. Democrat Houston Tax Collector and staff arrested and charged with fraud. Fifteen people arrested and charged in LA for $2 billion healthcare fraud. All of this in the past week. Ignore the doomers who say nothing ever happens. They’ll never be happy, and just need an excuse to complain.
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South Koreans are now grilling pork and having barbecues outside mosques to protest Islamic immigration and the construction of new mosques in the country. Absolute legends.
This is not Pakistan. It’s Seoul, South Korea. A lot of people don’t know this, but South Korea has one of the highest levels of immigration in the world right now. I genuinely don’t understand why so many countries have collectively decided to commit suicide by importing people from completely different cultures. I get that South Korea has the lowest fertility rate, but this won’t solve the problem. It will only make it worse.
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This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. Well, the best within the last few hours because I just scrolled through my own posts. But I digress. Comedian Ami Kozak did an excellent impression of Abdul El-Sayed and I had to share it. It’s perfection.
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Deport her back to Costco with the rest of the rotisserie chickens.
Woman claims she was approached by ICE and asked if she was an American citizen because she had such a dark tan. "Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me... and take me away, God knows where..." Patricia Krentcil said on the Light. Tan. Up. show. Area 51, maybe?
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This is literally their plan to end democracy in America
The playbook will go something like this: 1) win back the House and Senate, and hopefully the Presidency in 2028; (2) admit DC and Puerto Rico as states, which doesn’t need a constitutional amendment, to gain 4 new Senate seats and cement control; (3) pack the Court, which only requires a change to the Judiciary Act of 1869, not a constitutional amendment; (4) eliminate the electoral college, which is unconstitutional, but not when you have a rigged court that finds the ‘loophole’; (5) flood the country with pliant migrants, swamp the natives, and hold power indefinitely.
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Vote yes on 3! 🇺🇸
$32 billion — the amount of property tax revenue extracted by local governments in 2019. $49 billion — the amount local governments would take in for 2026 if the 2019 baseline had been maintained with increases for population growth and inflation. $62 billion — the actual amount local governments are taking from the people in property taxes in 2026. $84 billion — the amount local governments will take from taxpayers in 2031 based on current trajectory. Yes on 3 — the only way to protect taxpayers and put money back in people’s pockets.
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This is outrageous. Contact us and we’ll restore it for free.
🚨 BREAKING: Outrage erupts after man named "Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano" took a SLEDGEHAMMER to the historic Iwo Jima statue at Marine Corps Base Quantico in Virginia and knocked the head off one of the Marines HE LITERALLY BEHEADED IT. Dig into his history and find out if he's an illegal! Should be deported regardless! Police caught Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, 27, of Stafford, in the act around 10 PM Wednesday. They say the damage runs into the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of dollars The 9-foot limestone statue was carved by Felix de Weldon, the same sculptor behind the famous Marine Corps War Memorial in Arlington. It honors the Marines who raised the flag over Iwo Jima 🙏🏻 He's charged with felony destruction of property, trespassing, and felony injury to a monument, and he's being held without bond. Throw the book at him 😡 📽️ WUSA9
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$32 billion — the amount of property tax revenue extracted by local governments in 2019. $49 billion — the amount local governments would take in for 2026 if the 2019 baseline had been maintained with increases for population growth and inflation. $62 billion — the actual amount local governments are taking from the people in property taxes in 2026. $84 billion — the amount local governments will take from taxpayers in 2031 based on current trajectory. Yes on 3 — the only way to protect taxpayers and put money back in people’s pockets.
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🤣😂🤣 Did you also have to do this at your school? 🪥😎
What about yuck mouth? Remember him? "They call me yuck mouth because I won't brush, no I like my teeth like this...."
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"Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees." "Holy shit, it's Viper!"
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Convict this dirt bag, let him rot, then deport him.
🚨 BREAKING: Outrage erupts after man named "Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano" took a SLEDGEHAMMER to the historic Iwo Jima statue at Marine Corps Base Quantico in Virginia and knocked the head off one of the Marines HE LITERALLY BEHEADED IT. Dig into his history and find out if he's an illegal! Should be deported regardless! Police caught Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, 27, of Stafford, in the act around 10 PM Wednesday. They say the damage runs into the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of dollars The 9-foot limestone statue was carved by Felix de Weldon, the same sculptor behind the famous Marine Corps War Memorial in Arlington. It honors the Marines who raised the flag over Iwo Jima 🙏🏻 He's charged with felony destruction of property, trespassing, and felony injury to a monument, and he's being held without bond. Throw the book at him 😡 📽️ WUSA9
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TODAY: MAJOR FRAUD ANNOUNCEMENT 12:30EST. Los Angeles. @DOJFraudDiv & @USAttyEssayli.
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