TSA Commissioner (Parody)

Has anyone seen my 3 chocolate éclairs? They were sitting on a plate 😉

Taco you'll never get to heaven (In a baked bean tin....cos it's got baked beans in!) #AllAboutMexicoInASongOrMovie

There was a farmer had a dog and LINGO was his name-o #LanguageInASongOrMovie

We're hear because, we're hear because (We're hear because we're hear) #EarsInASongOrMovie

Found a Pecan 🥜 #NutsVarietyInASongOrMovie

Just to confirm, there is no kisscam at scout camp 🫢

Salmon Eggs #FishMealsInASongOrMovie

Polite notice: Charlie HAD a pigeon called Charlie, so Charlie WAS a pigeon. 😂

The Jungle Bookkeeping #SkillsInASongOrMovie

Gaa-goo went the little frogs legs one day 🐸 #FranceInASongOrMovie

How to Grow in Anytown: Stop nagging volunteers to do more training.....Stop threatening suspension..... nah, not gonna do that 😂

So today we had 3 people say they would volunteer in Anytown.....but the computer says "No!" 🙄

Are you tick aware? Tick....I've done my Safety Training 🤗

Not quite ready.....😋

Singing in the Raincoat 😉 #ASongOrMovieForClothing

Free training event is being run at County HQ next Monday. To sign up, please email Pat Roles 😀

Louis Cola #SweetenACelebrity

New! We have opened an Archive Museum. To book a visit for your section, please contact Anne Teak at 16th 😄

In Anytown, we care about your safety. Therefore, we have introduced: Compulsory 27-hour online training 14-step guidance for Firelighting 43-page booklet advising pitching and striking camp 😁