Discussed putting Christmas decs up with son yesterday because it is so gloomy 🎄
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I'd be a TERRIBLE maiden aunt.
Sally answering phone on train to PA:
PA: "Hello dear."
Sally: "You sound like my maiden aunt."
PA: "I'd be a terrible maiden aunt."
Sally: "I'm not going to speak long cos I get embarrassed speaking on trains.
Maiden Aunt: "If only everyone got embarrassed." @Compleat_Reader
I posted a photo of my pedicured toes on insta & Miss R said I should take it down before it ended up on a fetish site and now I’m wondering if it’s something I could monetise? I do have very nice feet.
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Miss R: Just had a lobster roll!
Me: They mate for life you know.
Miss R: That’s ok, my friend just ate its mate.
On the long trek north to the ancestral homelands, kids (24 & 22) delighted to see A1 Sex Superstore still open. Miss R: .’it’s a landmark’
Wonderful thread - thanks @lauravarnam for drawing attention to it!
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If you get stuck in a charity shop because you can't get limb lift-off sit by the boots on the chair left there & if you fail to sell as "The Boots Lady" (nearly sold 1 pair) read PARADISE LOST on your phone until you find your divine "raise and support @Compleat_Reader
It’s nearly that time again.
A new festive tradition - rereading The Dark is Rising through the solstice & Christmas #TheDarkIsReading
Why is it that no matter how much I need everyday basics, I always end up looking at frocks like these?
My review of @L_Vardiashvili’s superb debut Hard by a Great Forest in this month’s @Perspective_tw. @BloomsburyBooks @helenkupton




















