I puff black smoke when there is no new pope, and white smoke when there is a new pope. You could say I see life in black and white. I rarely shut up.
The Sistine Roof, Vatican City
Joined March 2013
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I may continue tweeting from this storage shed they have exiled me to. #cantachimneygetavacationinstead
what, now that you got the news you wanted you're not going to pay attention to me anymore? #ohwaitthatmakescompletesense #newpope
follow my ongoing tweets re: #newpope at @AmericanPapist! Thanks for being a part of this special moment in the history of Christ's Church!
BTW #smokewatchers, I'm the @AmericanPapist. Read me at CatholicVote.org if you like catholic news with a healthy dose of humor. O:)
I'M STILL PUFFING AWAY! #WHITESMOKE = NEW POPE! WHITE SMOKE WHITE SMOKE HAPPY CHIMNEY WHITE SMOKE HAPPY CHIMNEY HABEMUS PAPAM WOOT WOOT!
WHITESMOKE, #WHITESMOKE, WHITE SMOKE, HABEMUS PAPAM, WE HAVE A POPE WE HAVE A POPE #WHITESMOKE #THANKGOD
it's so dark I doubt *I* will be able to see what color smoke I'm producing. #whitsmoke #blacksmoke #conclave #rome #vatican #pope
Dear @news_va_en @PCCS_VA please consider this my formal request to electrify me. Let's start with, say, 500,000 volts? #friedseagull
hey, if you want to turn those lights back on that would be great. let's not keep people in the dark! #transparentconclave
I've managed to send out enough negative mental vibrations that the seagulls are leaving me alone. Either that or they got bored.
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