𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉!

I ain't made out of money, pretty boy! Sideshow actors don't get the big bucks.. but a sampling of your services? Just what I needed! C'mon, c'mon. Ditch that loser and gimme some attention. I promise I'll feed ya good! nitter.gq/Sneaky_Pranks/status/2…

How many toys did she go through already? Two.. or somethin' like that. And her hand canbarely keep her goin'! Just how's a Unicorn supposed to milk herself dry in this economy?!

Maybe not money per se.. But, if there were somethin' you'd like, your good friend Celeste could find herself gettin' you a present or two.. Wink. Wink.

I don't write books, genius. But if you wanna see it, take a good look. Sooo. How's it sound? YOU wanna be my escort? I'm sure I'll be more fun than that lousy has-been you were tonguin'.

I can promise ya, mine's much needier! A sideshow actor.. doesn't get much action- Though if I'd wanna I COULD!

Actually didn't. Now stop suckin' there and get to suckin' here, 'kay?

Call it what ya wanna, won't stop me from gawkin' You're almost as pretty as my lightshow, y'know.

Whotsune Whatku? The hell's this twerp yappin' on about?

... Nah. 'S fun seein' ya squirm around, twerp.

[/] The way I'm already losing steam for this account again.

[/] I need Lilah Silver to drunkenly assault me

... Okay? And I'm a performer. Doesn't mean I'm gonna do summersaults all the time 'cause I "serve the crowd" or whatever. How're you gonna slash me, anyway, when you've used up all your energy to clean? I'm just gonna dodge.

... Lady. You are unhealthy. Take a break, or I'll rearrange your guts so you can't walk for a day. Yeah? You'll burn out like a dyin' star.

Lovin' the work's good.. Only workin's how you end up hatin' it, though. Silly gal, that maid.

Aaaaaand there she blows. Now there's a streak of white on the floor... or three. Don't judge her.

Halloween's neat. Usually some chump's hasslin' her for the outfit. But tonight, everyone's dressed up anyway. Blendin' in's never been easier!