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Teacher by day......Game Show Host by Night Loves the Chicago Cubs....Loves Useless Information about the Chicago Cubs

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Joined March 2009
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Dear @JDVance Your political career ended tonight. And you know it.
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Tim Connors 🥨 retweeted
You think twitter is fun tonight just wait till he croaks
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Tim Connors 🥨 retweeted
JD Vance has no chance at being the next president of the United States and neither does Marco fucking Rubio. You realize now that they’re kind of stuck. They want to run for president in 2028. They ain’t gonna do it on a Trump agenda. In fact the sooner they can get people to forget that they even know Trump the better. I mean, he’s the fucking Vice President and the other guy is Secretary of State. Remember when you called him Hitler. JD? That was the play, dickhead. You blew it
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The Buffalo Bills of elections. Go away. – at Freeport, IL
Gas is expensive in Illinois because of one man: JB Pritzker.
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Tim Connors 🥨 retweeted
I never want to see his stupid fucking face ever again
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Tim Connors 🥨 retweeted
Trump: vote like I’m on the ballot America: understood. Fuck you.
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You will be out of the spotlight very soon. – at Freeport, IL
Today’s the day America. Get out there and send a message to the radical left that we don’t want their bullshit. We have an amazing slate of Republican candidates nationwide, it’s your job now to make sure they get elected. Make a plan to vote, bring a friend, and let’s win this thing.
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THIS!!!!!!!!! – at Freeport, IL
America is resoundingly telling Trump to FUCK OFF tonight and it’s delicious. 🇺🇸
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This.
BREAKING: LOL! President Obama brutally MOCKS Trump for melting down over his Cheesecake Factory joke and then goes right for the jugular. He really is the best to ever do it... "That was the interesting thing about how the administration responded to the speech I gave the other day. They did not dispute what I said about them being directly responsible for rising prices. They did not argue with that," Obama said at a rally in Georgia for Senator Jon Ossoff. "They did not deny tariffs were contributing to higher costs for families. They didn't say anything about that. I accused this administration, based on the facts, that they were engaging in unprecedented levels of corruption!" he continued. "They didn't say anything about that." "The President wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison. That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments," Obama said with a grin. "He took great umbrage. He said, I didn't understand the work of the artisans in the White House." "And they mobilized, this was, I mean, it's all crazy, but this was the really crazy part. They mobilized a whole-of-government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke!" he went on. "The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy," Obama continued. "The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation and reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory." "No, y'all didn't see this? This really happened!" said an incredulous Obama. "And the Treasury Secretary, he happens to be a former hedge fund manager worth half a billion dollars, and he was out there in front of the Cheesecake Factory, explaining how he ordered the delicious French dip cheeseburger instead of the egg rolls." "Now, look, this is not something I ever thought of," he added. "Like, I inherited this major financial crisis. I never called my Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner, said, man, you got to go to Arby's. Order roast beef." Trump's deranged response to the original joke has served as a potent reminder of just how little he actually cares about the American people. We are suffering from the economic fallout from his tariffs and failed Iran War, gas prices are spiraling out of control, and rather than address these multiplying crises, Trump would rather attack Obama and whine about a harmless joke. "This is what I mean when I say these are not serious people," added Obama. "They don't have solutions to actual problems, so they'd rather have the media and you talking about the Cheesecake Factory. That's the game they've been playing for the last two years. Just keep throwing distractions out there, attacks, fabrications, phony outrage, and hope that you won't notice that your bills are higher and your life is tougher." "Except that okie-doke will not work this time, Atlanta," said the former President. "Because you know your prices are still up. Because you pay your utility bills, you've seen what those are like. You know it's still hard to pay rent and pay for child care and pay for health insurance. "And you know we need serious people who are listening to your concerns, who see you and care about you and have real plans to make your life better. People like Jon Ossoff, people like Keisha Lance Bottoms!" roared Obama. Please ❤️ and share if you can't wait to see Trump melt down over these new remarks!
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Tim Connors 🥨 retweeted
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious with Republican voters for "failing him" because his rallies have gotten so sparsely attended he's forced to rent out tiny venues so small that every heckler is heard loud and clear by the entire audience and goes immediately viral.
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YES!!!! – at Freeport, IL
A very big book (size) and a very big book (best-selling author) pop into the book room.
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Tim Connors 🥨 retweeted
Every time Butker misses a FG, a woman gets her PhD.
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Yep. Shouldn't make fun of this guy. Jesus. – at Freeport, IL
You guys… see what he wrote today… he’s crashing out
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Jed Hoyer is praying there is no baseball next year. He has no clue how to make this team better This @Cubs administration is a third class joke. #Cubs – at Freeport, IL
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Couldn't happen to a better... – at Gilberts, IL
The curse is undefeated.
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Thank God for Mulaney.
your next three shows!!!
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f I have to watch this maga eat his own ear wax, you do too
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Tim Connors 🥨 retweeted
If vaginal dryness was a photo
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Tim Connors 🥨 retweeted
My dudes. This stale crusty piece of mental impairment had secret service chasing after him because he missed the entrance to the car and just kept on going. They all spring into action realizing the idiot went for a dementia walk. 🤦 😂🤦Jesus H.
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