Trying to be the person my dog believes I am
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When you have Trump talking about checking out men's asses, and Anderson Cooper thinking: " Wow! That's gay as hell!"
"Is it true you were on the Titanic when it crashed into the iceberg and died because there wasn't enough room on the floating door?!"
"Sir. That was Jack Dawson "
What's the difference between these two?
Both are suffering from the effects of a stroke and only one has access to our country's nuclear codes.
Does anyone else notice the similarities?
The man on the left suffered a stroke. The man on the right has access to nuclear missiles.
Where's your fake angst for him not returning the salute?
MAGATS went apeshit when Obama forgot that one time.
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BREAKING!
The White House claims that someone took a razor knife and cut a 22.5 mile groove at edge of the lake.
It wasn't until later that Trump found out it was the Welland Canal.
Does no one else sed the cowardice of this move? He left the Iranians believing he was on the plane. So, if the credible threat became an actionable threat, 150 or so people would have died.
Couldn't he have just climbed aboard the easily dependable Looking Glass plane?
🚨 WOW! President Trump outsmarted Iranian threats in Turkey by jumping in a CATERING TRUCK to swap planes when the world thought he was on the legacy Air Force One
This is a JAMES BOND-style mission
Per reports, President Trump boarded Air Force One in Turkey, while a Secret Service agent in a suit jumped in a catering truck, and then signaled POTUS into the truck’s bed while it was connected to AF1’s starboard (right) side.
POTUS got in, and the truck moved over to a smaller Air Force C-32 next to Air Force One, before dropping him off.
The planes then flew to the UK, with POTUS being snuck back on to the NEW Air Force One, which was waiting for him on the tarmac.
Absolutely INCREDIBLE work by the Secret Service. God bless them 🇺🇸
It took him 38 minutes for Petey to blame Biden.
I had him at less than 10 minutes in the company pool.
Donald claiming that you CAN'T cut this reflecting pool paint job with a knife.
Go figure!
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No cost to the taxpayers?
Are you saying Mexico paid for the upgrades?
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Trump is beating Obama again!
Obama only released $1.5 billion in frozen assets. Trump is going to release $24 BILLION!
The Art of the Deal, baby!
You know, with all these artists cancelling for Trump's party, it seems like you'll just have to listen to Kid Rock play that one song he knows for two and a half hours.
