Heavy satire. Tweets are not investment advice.

Boston, MA
Joined November 2021
6.5% upside to forward quarterly revenue is a disaster for a memory and storage name in this environment
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Why are the typically one day apart or same day earnings from $WDC and $SNDK suddenly a week apart? Is $SNDK processing a share split announcement or some other corporate action?
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Never in doubt re: $WDC
$348.01 was a gift IMO...
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Which of these Brazil exposure names that are US listed is the most appealing here? Hey @grok give us a summary of the three and others of note. $XP $STNE $MELI + others I forget
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Elon sure did all the neoclouds a favor over the weekend. Stocks are all straight up since yesterday morning!
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Earnings Edge for Wednesday: Setups for Alphabet, Microsoft, KLA, ServiceNow, Carvana, T-Mobile, Fortinet, Amphenol, eBay, Ford, Chipotle, Wingstop, and 100+ More Full setup context for each with positioning recommendations earnings-edge.com/p/earnings…
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*APPLE RISES AS ANALYSTS TOUT SCREEN CRACKING DUO AS DRIVER OF REPEAT SALES
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Ding ding ding
SoFi looks a bit tempting based on this alone
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Take a break from Anthropic!
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TAKE A BREAK FORM ANTHROPIC S-1 SLOP:
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Is there anything worse than being force fed the NFC east in prime time?
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Did someone figure out how to hack embargoed financial stories / news? We have seen more than a few earnings leaks this quarter - and now this egregious leak: Oculis just publicly reported their phase 3 trial results via a halt. But CLEARLY someone knew early.
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Looks like the $LRCX earnings hit the dark webs via the newswire leak!
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@davey_juice - for reference - I have a lot of these that are extremely suspect.
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*DAVID TEPPER MULLS SELLING STAKE IN CAROLINA PANTHERS AFTER YET ANOTHER WHIRLPOOL DISASTER PRINT
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*FAIR ISAAC $FICO FALLS 16% AS INVESTORS NOW EXPECT TRUMP ADMIN TO RAMP UP BOMBINGS FOLLOWING MIDTERMS
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*APPLE LIKELY TO PUSH BLAME TO HARDWARE ENGINEERING TEAM FOLLOWING EARLY REPORTS OF DUO SCREEN BREAKING
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Never owned as much Brazilian exposure as I do at the moment
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