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Conspiracy Apologist retweeted
"We do not grant you the rank of Master, Anakin."
"Is this because I’ve been asking about oak doors and who owns the Galactic Central Bank?"
Conspiracy Apologist retweeted
“Anakin, how could you believe rape rates rising is correlated to immigration? You’re going down a path I can’t follow, you’re becoming a… right winger”
Conspiracy Apologist retweeted
“Anakin, the Banking Clan’s loan requires the Jedi Council be 50% women and aliens. My allegiance is to the Republic, to DEMOCRACY! Do you even care about uplifting marginalized species that humans like you have historically enslaved?”
Conspiracy Apologist retweeted
Fear of losing your mother leads to hate says the Boomer Yoda
The normal human response to the violation of one’s own mother is pathologized as the beginning of the dark side
Fuck these Boomer Jedi
Conspiracy Apologist retweeted
“You killed the 70 IQ sand people that raped and killed your mom but you were angry when you did it. That’s the difference between you and me. When I wage war on an entire galaxy on behalf of a corrupt senate to help planets dodge their trade obligations all while completely failing to sense the one Sith Lord right under my nose, I do it with rainbow flags and diversity.”
Conspiracy Apologist retweeted
Along with silver, gold is one of those rare items that goes down in price purchases surges.
The amount of bitcoin retards posting this is off the charts. Oh no! What will we do when it costs 1 million dollars to make an ounce of gold!?!?!!?
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10.
Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years.
Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.