Constant Cap

If you’re going to threaten people’s careers, at least use Times New Roman... Let the font match the trauma… You see… 12…maybe 13 years ago, a high-ranking, exco level official of an organization I worked for sent us a furious email threatening dire consequences if we didn’t dance to his tune. The official had just assumed office and in typical fashion, was on a muscle flexing mission. The tone of the email was furious. Words like mandatory,henceforth, compliance, obligatory, punctuality, deliverables, roles, responsibilities, repercussions, dire consequences and other ego boosters were used. The high ranking official was probably frothing at the mouth, furiously typing away on the keyboard, quietly thinking to themselves, “this email will make people know who I am.” As earlier mentioned, the email was furious, it was terse, I think the official was frowning as they typed. But for all that, the email was written in Comic Sans font…size 15. Comic Sans… Ah…