Contrary Close Combat is my life, and my life is amazing. Servant of Mistress Pecharunt. Oh and small fry over here is pretty cool too I guess.

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Joined July 2026
🦅: I've seen the trend. The answer to all of them is, "I will murder you." I don't care who you are, if you randomly kiss me, you better start counting your days. 🪲: I want to do it too! Mwah!
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🪲: BOO! Hahaha did I scare you? :D 🪲: Isn't my costume awesome? :D 🪲: I don't know where Star went, but he's just got a mask... SO BO,RING,UH!☹️ 🪲: So what do you think? :D
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Replying to @HieroglyphSigil
🪲: Yaaay! We made it!!! Now we go inside and pick out some costumes!
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Now we get to your weather report for toda-💥 🦅: GIVE ME THE MIC, NOW! THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT! 🦅: TO ALL THE PEOPLE AND POKEMON WHO CAN HEAR ME. THERE IS SOMETHING ON OUR PLANET THAT SHOULD NOT BE. *Staraptor sounds utterly terrified* PLEASE, IF YOU SEE A STRANGE ALIEN+
✨: *Scoops up Mega Staraptor and in a rare case speaks low to Staraptor.* You get a move on, warn as many Mons you come across, got it?
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Replying to @M0chi_0verlord
🦅: Anytime my man. 🪲: ??? 🪲: (Did he actually make a friend? I'm so happy for him!)
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🦅: I am regretting every single decision I've ever made.
💭(A maid cafe... with my servants... it'll get me a lot of money... maid cafes get a lot of money...) "I have a new business idea!"
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// What do we think of the new and improved Staraptor?
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🪲: Wow! Look at me! I'm so cute! 🦅: Jokes on y'all, I don't have a plush. I'm still myself😎
"... Hm?" .*+Cofagrigus turns their head.+* "OH NO!! YOU ALL HAVE TURNED INTO MARKABLE PLUSHIES!!!!"
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