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This came to me in a dream #NeverKillYourself
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Without googling, name a U.S. state without the letter A.
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Women go through a break up and suddenly their passport got 13 new stamps
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if a woman don't send you selfies everyday she fucking hates you and want you to fucking die
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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I woulda laugh reacted and let them spin a narrative to each other bc what
when the psychology major got yo bitch…
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Street fighter movie:
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Definitely getting both those buckets btw
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I think I wanna start sharing my musings finally and this is probably how I’ll format most of them
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Musings from my shower
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And imma react like this every time
nudes in a relationship are important. yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37th time.
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Pump action shai-hulussy omg
A new ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket has been revealed that includes a working thumper device. (via: @AMCTheatres)
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First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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They had the wnba on fast food wages bruh
Sophie Cunningham says taking home about $28,000 during her WNBA rookie season made her realize she needed a second job Sophie: “My rookie year after tax and everything, I think I made like $28,000.” “But what I’m getting at is like I was making 28,000 and I was like, I need to get a job. Like I need to actually do something to make money.” Theo: “So you were playing in the WNBA and you have another job.” Sophie: “Yes. And like there’s a girl, she just came out, she plays for Seattle. She actually was working at like a grocery store and playing in the WNBA.” “People actually had two jobs, but now because of our new CBA agreement, which is great, it’s going to continue to get better. Like, we’re all making good money now, so we don’t need to.”
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Who wanna come over n fold my laundry 👀
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Couples costume idea
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Mf on the train told me I deserved his rudeness and disrespect because I didn’t take kindly to it boy fuck you I can’t stand old white ppl man
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Someone on Bart owes me 20 dollars
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