Jp 🎒 · Aug 3, 2022 · 12:19 AM UTC

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Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamar3 Aug 2022

Never forget that Odell did this in the NFC Championship game after y'all said he was washed

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 11, 2026 · 2:54 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamar3h

Zaire putting his head in the dirt in the offs

NBA Tour Dates@NBATourDates12h

SHAI GILGEOUS-ALEXANDER TONIGHT: 8/22 FGM 0/4 3PM 2 Turnovers 29 Minutes

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 11, 2026 · 12:33 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamar6h

Kd got put on brazzers by this same defense please don’t compare these 2

🧊@NotLikeBrick14h

This is insane 😭

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:17 AM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamar7h

Stop crying Luka destroyed every coverage the blazers threw at him

𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙊𝙁𝙁 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙔

@Playoffcity14h

Son.. watch how they play Shai

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 11, 2026 · 1:01 AM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamar17h

Moving like this over xitter

K.E.@UnicornFan2921h

Due to my anxieties I have made the decision myself that I will be skipping out on tonight’s game and going to the movies instead. It sucks that sports have gotten to this point where I can’t even enjoy them anymore because I’m worried about narratives but yeah. Here we are.

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 10, 2026 · 11:00 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamar19h

Gave lashes to Barnes

dosa³@tridozaNov 10

wemby will be good in my books for life if he stop 77 from touching an mvp ctfu

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 10, 2026 · 10:18 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamar20h

Meet shai fc Shake ass for the nigga who put you on brazzers and sent you home last year

𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺

@SkyedOKC21h

gonna be very hard not to crown him as best in the world if he wins MVP and DPOY i fear

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 10, 2026 · 7:12 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamar23h

Everybody ignore please

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@HatinggTyNov 10

All u need is one crazy catch and u got a career for life

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 10, 2026 · 4:26 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamarNov 10

“Luka a hog bro”

Jackson Frank@jackfrank_jjfNov 10

Luka has the 2nd-lowest on-ball rate of his career this season. Lakers are starting him off the ball for tons of possessions, which lets him avoid the grind of full-court pressure and catch the ball with a pre-established advantage. Lots to love about his usage so far.

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 10, 2026 · 12:14 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamarNov 10

Everyone ignore please don’t give attention

WembyMuse

@Wemby_MuseNov 10

Lakers fans, I’m genuinely curious if you can put together a highlight reel of Luka all season that can beat Wemby’s tape from just tonight

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 9, 2026 · 9:51 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamarNov 9

Fuck he was a slop

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@jxckdagoatNov 9

Replying to @RebornKobe

nitter.gq/NBA/status/19090029582…

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 9, 2026 · 9:41 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamarNov 9

Last time I seen the sun

Football Performances

@NFLPerformancesJul 7

All 45 Touchdowns from Lamar Jackson's 45:4 TD INT Ratio 2024 Season. How didn't he win MVP???

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 9, 2026 · 8:38 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamarNov 9

Thunder Run The West 🏆

@DubsThunderOct 3

Replying to @lockedupjb @ClappedDick_

Play in team

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 9, 2026 · 8:37 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamarNov 9

All I want is a conversation

@lockedupjbOct 3

This team has potential to be really bad ngl

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 9, 2026 · 8:25 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamarNov 9

A nigga who hasn’t touched the 3rd round

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@wstgoat7Nov 9

Prime Embiid is better than current Luka

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 9, 2026 · 7:43 PM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamarNov 9

Sad shaitan fc thinks ppg is the only thing that matter

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@RebornKobeNov 9

Whenever someone says Luka is better than Shai just show them this

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Jp 🎒 · Nov 9, 2026 · 11:10 AM UTC

Jp 🎒@CookedbyLamarNov 9

LeBron and his subordinates are all corny shit sad

Legion Hoops

@LegionHoopsJan 13

Rich Paul says if he was the Lakers GM, he’d call the Grizzlies about a trade surrounding Jaren Jackson Jr. and Austin Reaves. (via Game Over Pod, h/t @HeatCulture13)