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Dan

@CoolDanch

I don't know how magnets work

 New Jersey
Joined January 2012
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Just Eat's rollout of AI menu photos is going flawlessly
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woke limp bizkit: it’s all about the he/they she/they bathroom
Twenty Kate Days Later (@transjawnder) profile pictureTwenty Kate Days Later@transjawnderOct 21
I’m at the she/they bathroom
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you should never be sharing it with someone who likes inter miami
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On what planet should a monkey who can play the bongos not be showered with all the riches we have to offer
Mr_PotatoHead (@MrPotatoHead_SJ) profile pictureMr_PotatoHead
@MrPotatoHead_SJSep 30
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this is an easy switch into Gastrodon
No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
@NoContextBritsAug 2
What are you doing in this situation?
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this is just sans to a guy like me
@ratlimit (@ratlimit) profile picture@ratlimit
@ratlimitSep 27
Not true if you use Fat D Sans.
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“AND-ONE. ISAIAH WHITEHEAD.” Here’s to a great career, 15 💙🏴‍☠️👏
Isaiah Whitehead (@isaiahwhitehead) profile pictureIsaiah Whitehead
@isaiahwhiteheadSep 26
15 OUT 🫡🖤 hell of a career on the court!
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There it is, the triple dog. From the dare
Calciumancy (@0steokinetic) profile pictureCalciumancy@0steokineticSep 23
hotdogs again, only had two buns left so we triple stuffed tonite
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Moboolyedits/Slime 🇵🇸 (@MOHAMMEDFI10) profile pictureMoboolyedits/Slime 🇵🇸@MOHAMMEDFI10Sep 22
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People who use ai remind me of the pigs from spirited away. Gouge yourself until you don’t understand how to enjoy things anymore
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Ni un día ha pasado y ya me han bendecido con un edit de P5
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She told me she was going to NY for a girls trip.
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Yo escuchando como a mis vecinos gritan GOOOOOOOOOL pq mi tele está atrasada
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Jalen Brunson also did this today in the 4th quarter
Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) profile pictureCulture Crave 🍿
@CultureCraveJun 13
Goku went Super Saiyan for the first time 35 years ago in 'Dragon Ball Z' 💥
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‼️I PROMISED IF THE KNICKS WON I'D MAKE SENTINEL WITH THE TIMBS, ROCKIN A KNICKS JERSEY AND HAT IN UMVC3, AND I DELIVERED!!! KNICKS IN FIVE BABY I CANT BELIEVE THEY DID IT ALL THESE HOURS LATER!!!
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Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Did Nintendo announce Donkey Kong 64 for NSO on the 10th anniversary of Harambe's death by coincidence or by design?
Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) profile pictureNintendo of America
@NintendoAmericaMay 28
DK 🎵 DONKEY KONG! 🎵 Help Donkey Kong rescue his friends, reclaim the Golden Banana, and save his homeland in Donkey Kong 64, coming to the Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics app on Jun 4 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members!
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