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Corey Atlas

@CoreyAtlas

I promise I don't take myself that seriously. Laugh. Astound. Uplift.

 Rhode Island, USA
Joined October 2012
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A pod of killer whales off the coast of California learned to hypnotise sharks and then eat them.
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UberFacts
@UberFacts4 Sep 2014
“Mwahahaha” and “lolz” have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary.
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.Aran@SaySomeething2 Sep 2014
I'm actually starting to hate how argumentative I am.
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More @Kizisbomb eyecandy! (Photography courtesy of @Handyman_Harris)
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my work day just started and i can feel my motivation draining away.
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They messed with the wrong guy
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GoldFish@GoldFishLive4 Apr 2014
Goldfish has rolled into Boston!
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You know that feeling when a song comes on and you can't help but dance? I want something equivalent to that with a girl.
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and to think, i got sober for this...
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Every run counts. Every bit of junk food hurts. Do a few pushups. Run another minute. No mercy, it's not a game, it's your life.
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Drink drink drink!!! :) #svedka #couragethecowardlydog #oldschool @Handyman_Harris
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Be Careful
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Kiss me like it will incite the end of days
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How much does a hipster weigh? . . . . An instagram
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Lizz Cragin@lizzuna28 Jan 2014
#ohmyballs was trending more then other things on #raw lol noo dont take the sign! Hall of fame sign.
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New James Bond film is about snooping in Google's data base. It's an hour of James eating chips and laughing at grumpy cat references.
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Get off me.
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In order to wake you up I smack you with my dick. I call it the Alarmcock!
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor8 Nov 2013
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor17 Oct 2013
Condoms: 99% effective. Birth control pills: 99% effective. Crocs: 110% effective.
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