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Cory Helie

@CoryHelie

Ratio Comedy Wednesdays @ 8.

 Denver - Nebraska brasied🥩🌽
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Joined May 2009
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"Do you cook what @TheRock is smelling?" - Duane The Health Inspector Johnson
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New episode of Weakend Update podcast with @TotallyAllen @CoryHelie @zachreinert0 and John Dahlgren!
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New episode of Weakend Update podcast out everywhere! @zachreinert0 @GeoffreyTice @CoryHelie @KickHolland
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A US funded Israeli airstrike on a Gaza school killed thirty in Palestine. Even in the summer, the US finds a way to make sure some schoolchildren die.
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Hunter is excited for Jade Cargill to come. #SurvivorSeries #wwe
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max fine@maxfine_12 Oct 2023
Mr. Steal yo Gurt
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This. The youth are truly not bothered.
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@AriDrennen22 Sep 2023
It's important not to lose sight of how much of the anti-trans "movement" is just angry adults bullying children whose peers will not
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z@zachreinert06 Sep 2023
I bet Church’s Chicken only calls themselves that to try to get out of paying taxes
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@missmayn7 Sep 2023
it’s wild how super conservative catholic countries like northern ireland and mexico keep expanding abortion access while in the U.S. we’re passing laws so pregnant women can get chased by bounty hunters.
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geoff brent@goffokk6 Sep 2023
I love Jeff Rosenstock so much but restarting the merch cut discourse is borderline unforgivable.
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I don’t know what the fuck this website is anymore but here is a show I love and am on in one week! theorientaltheater.com/event…
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Me to my son… Are you crying? I’ll give you something to cry about. (Hands him paperback copy of All The Pretty Horses.)
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No hair, who dis?! 🔊🔊🔊 Vid by @CoryHelie
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FEAR BONERS are just PETRIFIED WOOD.
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I wish my wife would put her name on the ‘honey do’ list.
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Sometimes I shove pineapple in my penis so my breath smells like semen.
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Was Phil Hartman on NewsRadio or Just Shoot Me?
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“Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your black guy affair.” - racist Garth Brooks
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Dearest @Maruchan_Inc can you send me a packet 1. This spicy miso ramen was missing packet 1. Or what can I use at home to substitute? Love you!
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Crud. I used 1/4 a cup of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos @MountainDew and it tastes so bad. I blew it!!! What would have been the better substitute, @Maruchan_Inc ?? @ChesterCheetah
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@JoJoFromJerz23 Mar 2023
Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’ Bullshit.
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