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Dear @IlhanMN and @Ilhan Let’s get one thing straight before you clear your throat for another performative “hey look at me and the dirty-ass towel on my dirty fucking head” speech. Keep my motherfucking president’s name out of your motherfucking mouth. Or should I say brotherfucking? I bet you smell like the lost-and-found at a Somali airport terminal that just got hit with a power outage. Equal parts Islamic body odor, expired goat milk, warm plastic from those refugee camp tarps, and the faint chemical tang of whatever printer toner was used on the marriage certificates that somehow never quite matched the DNA. You stand up there in that headscarf like it’s a fashion statement instead of a portable tent that finally escaped the thrift store after three owners and a flea infestation. The same voters who put Trump back in the White House have already decided the sequel involves your exit. You will be removed from this country whether you like it or not. By ballot, by statute, by the quiet bureaucratic realization that “asylum” is not a hereditary title that immunizes you from every fraud allegation. You’re not a refugee anymore, you’re an un-American piece of goat shit. Your entire brand is “I escaped hell and now I’m here to lecture the people who let me in." I'm not sure if you found out yet but... YOU are the enemy. YOU do not belong. While you’re busy branding the entire Republican party the “pedo protecting party,” maybe take a long look at the foundational texts you still quote when it suits you. Your prophet is the pedo. You know...Muhammad? According to the most widely accepted Hadith collections in Sunni tradition, that pedo consummated a marriage with a girl recorded as six or nine. And you're still bitching about white men? You married the whitest guy ever. His name is literally fucking TIM. Meanwhile, your people? They're literally destroying the entire planet. You know what you look like 11han? You look like the “before” picture in every “don’t marry your cousin” public service announcement. You look like the reason airport security still makes people take their shoes off. You look like the final boss of grift, the one who shows up, points at the country that took her in, and calls the hosts the real problem. You look like someone who thinks “Somali” is a personality and “American” is an insult. The same country that let you in is done pretending your existence is a moral achievement. The bureaucracy is already building the exit ramp. The fraud cases, the marriage questions, the dual-loyalty gymnastics, the endless “my people are being oppressed by the people who saved them” routine...all of it is collapsing under the weight of actual results. You are not a permanent resident of the American conscience. You are a temporary error that is about to be corrected. Every speech you give, every scarf you adjust for the cameras, every time you open your stinky brother kissing mouth about who does and doesn’t belong...it is just accelerating the moment when the country decides the experiment is over. Your removal won’t be dramatic. It will be administrative, legal, and final. And the only thing left will be the footage of you screaming that the people who no longer want you, are the real villains. You are the enemy, 11han. You do not belong here and the door is already swinging shut. Time to pack your bags and head back to the shithole that birthed you. In freedom, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

🚨 BREAKING: The FBI has ARRESTED two former top FBI intelligence officials for LYING TO CONGRESS about their roles in the Hunter Biden investigations, @FBIDirectorKash announced The two officials helped "shape the public narrative" about Hunter Biden's laptop ahead of the 2020 election, and one of them allegedly claimed they only learned about it from WIKIPEDIA 🤣 The two former agents, Nikki Floris and Bradley Benavides, surrendered to authorities this morning. And one of them privately claimed ON RECORD to be "running a shadow government" Throw the BOOK at them! 🔥

HOLY. SH*T. Jennifer Welch just called for political violence to prevent JD Vance from becoming president. She tells her audience to “fire pistols” towards him. "We need to keep firing, pistols firing, at all times, towards this guy.“ INVESTIGATE

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Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with Thee. Blessed art Thou amongst women And Blessed is the fruit of Thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen

🚨 NOW: Catholic Archbishops and Bishops gathered around President Trump in the Oval Office to PRAY over him CHRISTIAN NATION 🙏🏻 This is a President who isn't ashamed to bow his head with faith leaders in the most powerful office in the world! And that’s yet another reason we voted for him. He’s moments away from departing for another rally tonight. WORKING HARD!

🔥 LMAO! President Trump says Ilhan Omar could soon be deported back to her "REAL SHlTHOUSE" of a country, Somalia Yes, he actually used THAT TERM 🤣 "It's got no government. Got no police protection. All they do is have people running around SHOOTlNG each other. Then she comes over here and she say, and she wants to tell us how to run America."

🚨 BREAKING: The feds just moved to seize half a city block in Minneapolis, reportedly bought with stolen SNAP money. Per the White House fraud task force, DOJ's new National Fraud Division filed yesterday to take back property that was fraudulently bought with food stamp dollars meant for hungry Minnesotans. Then the speaker turned to the press in the room: "None of your outlets reported it. It took one brave kid and a camera." That learning center was cited hundreds of times, and the legacy media sat on it for years. Nick Shirley did their job for free. Now Trump is taking the money back, one city block at a time.

BREAKING: President Trump reveals his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered. "If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."