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🇱🇧🇦🇪🇬🇷 | Double major | Therapy, business, & part time streamer.

United Arab Emirates
Joined June 2011
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Enough said.
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❤️ Watch Sir Alex Ferguson addressing his players in the Manchester United dressing room. This was a manager who demanded the highest standards from his players and refused to accept anything less. 🗣️ Sir Alex Ferguson:“The other thing is some of the passing is scratchy. Get the passing fluid. Good touching the ball. You don't always need to pass it first time. You tried it in the ones that took the 15, 20 minutes and you lost it. Take a touch in the ball.” “No easing up. Come on now. Listen. Don't let yourselves down here now. Don't even attempt it.”
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📹 Elon Musk’s Tesla has unveiled its next-generation Roadster, a literal flying car, with SpaceX-built cold-gas thrusters and a suction system that let it drive upside down and flip over. Musk called it “the best of the last of the human-driven cars.”
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Replying to @Porsche
Imagine you are Porsche and present "a glimpse into the future" and three hours later Tesla presents THE FUTURE!
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Dubai is the kind of place u can decide at 1am on a saturday that you need a custom bloodtest & a deep cleaning and the nurse will arrive at 7am while the cleaner arrives at 8 & you had to talk to absolutely no one to make this happen Most convenient place in the world ❤️
Dubai has the most unrealistic standards for government services. I wanted to rent a car on Sunday, had the thought on Saturday night. I realized I need an Emirati license as I am a resident so have to convert my current one. Started my application online, went to the 24/7 happiness centre that processes any government related issue. Got an eye test, waited 2 minutes, got the new license printed on the spot. Whole thing took 30 minutes. They even had a cafe in the centre and were walking around with a jug giving out arabic coffee. I love this place
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Demon wandering around.
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We’re unlocking levels of conversation previously unseen.
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Man United bro. I need some days off
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🚨 Michael Carrick on JJ Gabriel wiping Manchester United from his Instagram and being left out of the Brighton squad: 🗣️ Reporter: “He wiped the club off Instagram and he’s not in the squad tomorrow. Is this over?” 🗣️ Carrick: “He’s 15. I don’t pick squads from Instagram. He didn’t train. So he’s not in. That’s tomorrow night. The door isn’t closed. We’re not cancelling a child. If he wants this shirt, he puts it back on at Carrington. Not with a caption. With boots.”
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if you put dalot's brain in a cow he would bark the stupid cunt
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League of Legends is like playing Chess except all of your pieces move on their own and tell you to kill yourself.
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me hinting to my low elo gf that she needs to build mercs
“Tits or ass” nah bro.. her resolve. Her tenacity
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if my girl 👸🥰😍 and ROD OF AGES 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😩🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️ 1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl's funeral 😿☠️⚰️stacking 🤣🥞📚 20 HEALTH ⛑️ 20 MANA 🥶 AND 4 ABILITY POWER 💥 EVERY MINUTE 🕰️ UP TO 10 TIMES 🔟❗️❗️❗️
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Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga
Robot dies mid-run during the ‘Robot Olympics’
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والله الواحد صار يستحي يطلب من المندوبين 😫
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post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut insanity
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Time to be honest: We’ve all enjoyed the memes but this Arsenal team has been incredible over the past two seasons in Europe. They’ve given us so many special moments. This one will always be my favourite ❤️ nitter.gq/tfvideos7/status/20610…
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PSG scored and i started chanting UNITED, this hate watch is too spiritual.
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BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.
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