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High up the capital stack

Joined May 2019
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When the former CFO of $SWN and current SVP of “Government and Regulatory Affairs” likes your tweet about Oil and Gas execs being overpaid
Why is every oil and gas executive I know richer than me? I’ve generated more client returns than any of my underlying portcos yet every Tom, Dick, and Harry at an E&P above the age of 29 makes me looking like I’m fucking homeless
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Look at this playboy
Replying to @CostEquity
I hope you have better stories than this given the sh*t sector you’re representing, this should be considered child’s play.
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My best Energy mgmt team story. At Capital Grille for a roundtable dinner with an E&P team including CEO. An hour into the dinner, some dorky looking 30 something who hadn’t said a word the entire time called the waiter over and said “can I get a Johnnie Walker black double neat”
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Alcohol and coffee is a weird combo. I take the shits of a lifetime when I combine. Still feeling it.
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If you have any pictures of your butt you’d like to send, I wouldn’t be opposed.
A couple years ago I was at a dinner with 3 people and the management of a mid size public E&P. CEO asked why we thought the stock wasn’t going higher and what they could do to change that. Literally not one of the 3 of us responded.
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What irritates me more? PE NAV‘s or dumbass financial advisors 🤔
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I can’t think of anything that fucked up my 20’s more than @CFAinstitute and @CFAInstituteCEO. I got paid not by learning about Ethics, but quite frankly the exact opposite. How much more ass I could have gotten instead.
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Would I rather get the plague or be a @CFAinstitute charterholder? I only have one and the plague would be better than the CFA experience
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Like a sick bastard, I’m getting tempted by that 19% $ET yield
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.@FerroTV you’re a “TV Actor”. You playing chess while we playing checkers.
What did you top out in for annual career earnings?
9%<100k
35%100k-300k
32%300k-750k
24%750k+
459 votes • Final results
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My severance package is 2 weeks of health insurance and all the porn downloaded onto my work computer.
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What I would do to make Willis Towers Watson sign off on this. 9 on 83, I’d be a multi billionaire by now if that was the metric
To recap, Brad got $9 million cash on a $83 million market cap company.
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To recap, Brad got $9 million cash on a $83 million market cap company.
$WLL CEO Brad Holly will receive a $2.5M severance package when he leaves $WLL as it emerges from bankruptcy next month. The payout is in ADDITION to the $6.4 million package he got for steering the company through its 5 MONTH bankruptcy process What a hero #OOTT
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$GS has tried this for the last 15 years and they’ve made little headway. Article even notes the “8 years ago he said this”. Marcus acquisition and United Capital both been a case of throwing good money at bad money. Understandable why they need to try to go this route though.
Brad will keep his $6.4 million correct?
The press release announcing Whiting Petroleum's new CEO highlights current CEO Brad Holly's "focus on diversity and inclusion" Holly was accused of sexual misconduct while in his role at Anadarko, as reported by @ctraywick whitingpetroleumcorp.gcs-web… $WLL
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