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Joined August 2015
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Your Dad seemed like a decent guy, and somehow after both of your parents are dead, you've become the most hateful, malice filled, nazi piece of shit. You're pathetic Zack, you glass spine, morally bankrupt dumbfuck. You are submissive to fascist men Zack. CUCK BITCH
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New World is no longer avaliable to buy on Steam. The only image is this notice about maintenance. The devs worked extremely hard to create a great game, yet corporate greed and an obsession with soulless AI, over human art, kills again. Suits don't care about games. Devs do
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Obv Kirk would never show that same grace to me and would say I deserved it if I got slimed out by ICE, but there is a human element for me that kinda feels bad seeing a guy brutally dying and literally everyone in his life is ecstatic to use him as a martyr for their own agenda
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Imagine getting fucking assassinated and the president whom you admired and helped to get elected has so little respect for you that he releases an AI generated video as your eulogy.
TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…
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I represent LaGuardia Airport as well as workers for JFK. Trump gutted the Aviation Safety committee last week. Air traffic controllers - already understaffed - got Trump’s “buyout” this week with a 1 week ultimatum to decide. It’s not DEI - it’s him. And Elon too.
Reporter: Are you saying this crash was caused as a result of diversity hiring Trump: It could have been
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Reporter: Are you saying this crash was caused as a result of diversity hiring Trump: It could have been
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RFK's Children's Health Defense is making money selling a child's onesie with the phrases "No Vax, No Problem" and "Unvaxxed, Unafraid" to parents for $26. Now that RFK is "pro-vaccine", will he ask his organization to stop selling these vehemently anti-vaccine products?
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Yep.
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CountChocula retweeted
And the Trump presidency begins with the richest person in the world giving a Nazi salute.
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CountChocula retweeted
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-bat…
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For everyones stream that’s crashing , here’s what you missed 😂😂 #TysonPaul #netflix
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CountChocula retweeted
Two fundamentally different candidates
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Elon Musk, the world’s richest person, is donating $45 million a month to the Trump campaign. If democracy is to survive in the US, we need to overturn Citizens United and move to public funding of elections. We need a government that represents all, not just billionaires.
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Never surrender.
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He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.
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I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.
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