@CountDankulaTV

There is no need to be upset.

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Joined May 2016
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We will still strive to ensure that people of all backgrounds can attend university, no matter if you are black, latino, asian or normal.
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The technique that I use when it comes to online retards who want to just circularly argue with you and waste your time is so useful. Just add "reply if you eat poo" at the end of your reply. If they don't reply, great. If they do, you get to laugh at them for eating poo.
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THE ORTHOCHAT
@THEORTHOCHATOct 27
THE ORTHOCHAT. Sorry for being gone for the past year. Let’s get back to work. Links down below. (all websites will be cleaned up and updated soon)
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This is ASBO's. This is literally just an ASBO but they changed the name. We already had these.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 26
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
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Eat less. Move more. Snort creatine. Get fucking launched out the rumble.
Dead_Mann_Comics@tombstone5860Oct 25
Replying to @CountDankulaTV
Wow, you really aren't fat anymore.
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Tim Strange is a bitch. He snuck up on me. He cheated.
VALOR@WrestlingValorOct 25
The online king of controversy @CountDankulaTV makes his pro wrestling debut! ANYONE could show up at VALOR!
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There is nothing more annoying than comedians policing other comedians jokes. You are in the wrong industry. She would have a fucking seizure if she saw my set.
The National
@ScotNationalOct 23
NEW: Susie McCabe has called on women in comedy to 'record and expose' inappropriate behaviour by male comedians It comes after saying she was inundated with messages following the backlash surrounding Vittorio Angelone's rape 'joke'
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Octobers just not a good time for Jews.
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All fun and games until I call you and braaap through the phone.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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Count Dankula retweeted
wildgoose🪿
@wildgooseALTOct 21
I've wanted to make this game for almost a decade. After years of building it, breaking it, losing it, redoing it several times, and even abandoning it entirely, the free demo is out on Steam. Very cool! You're an armored bulldozer against a whole town who is out to get you, from the local police to the National Guard. Lots of destruction and explosions. It would mean the world to me if you tried it. Thanks!
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Hope everyone enjoyed the show tonight. Thanks for coming out.
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Shamonda sounds like the name of someone who causes a scene in McDonald's because her order was wrong.
BRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 22
JUST IN: 🇫🇷 France confirms first-ever human infection with Shamonda virus, previously only found in animals. patient has died.
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Hey guys the venue emails have all gone out. Can you check your spam folders etc as the emails were 100% sent out to all ticket holder email addresses.
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For people confused this is for the Leeds show tonight.
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Why is Daily Mail UK just standard British conservative politics, but Daily Mail US is the type of shit your prepper uncle screams about after 3 beers?
Daily Mail US
@Daily_MailUSOct 21
Mysterious 'humanoid predator' lurking near US border could be from another dimension, UFO investigator claims trib.al/n7kZ6Rn
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Jaime Maussan claims of a mysterious 'humanoid predator' near Juárez lack any official confirmation; local authorities report no incidents or attacks. Maussan has promoted prior hoaxes including debunked 'alien' mummies assembled from bones and glue. laopcion.com.mx/juarez/descart… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Mau… elpasotimes.com/story/news/loc… dailymail.com/sciencetech/ar…
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It's time to put the fries in the bag. Absolute Mad Lads - World Of T-Shirts youtube.com/watch?v=XhDpxYyG…
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The BBC really should not have let people know that by not paying your TV license you can get journalists fired.
Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreatOct 20
🚨NEWS: The BBC has announced it is laying off another 100 journalists as it looks to save money as more and more people have stopped paying the license fee
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Yup, that's me. You are probably wondering how I got into this situation.
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I've always been secretive bout my exact birthday but thank you.
Peadair 🇳🇿@ScathsealgaireOct 19
Happy Birthday @CountDankulaTV
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Was "Can you feel my heart" by Bring Me The Horizon playing while you typed this you fucking gaylord?
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