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The iPhone Duo has failed my durability test. The inner display started to fail after rubbing it in diamonds, ketchup, and a bathtub of dog urine. I cannot in good conscience recommend this product
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Mexican foo: yo who is that
Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes
First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
truly one of the funniest replies i’ve gotten my 17 years on this hellhole.
dipshit replied to himself.
$600 for pretty lights and this homie is tryna flex.
moron.
Replying to @Tyshboi @miseyseason
But nah I booked my hotel a long time ago. My 3 nights were 600. Which is fair for me. Flights did suck tho ngl
me when one of my friends who runs show who is autistic brought up how people saying the r word makes them uncomfortable
it really isn’t hard to care about people
everything about this sucks and they know exactly what they’re doing :/
live soon! (4pm)
We are gonna code a quest in quest helper live with the team and talk plugins!!
twitch.tv/runescape
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Ethan Klein attempting to save his marriage: "Okay but what about a Two-Wife Solution??"
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Today on X dot com the everything app I saw a really cute little baby crawling around in an adorable caterpillar outfit and also saw a man with a boner commit suicide by lighting himself on fire on livestream 👍



























